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Kiss My Grits

A nicer way of saying, Kiss My A_s, used in the southern USA. Grits are food and something we eat, not between our toes like one person said. Gritty dirt is between your toes, but not grits. People in the south say "Kiss My Grits" jokingly, not in a mean spirit. And lastly, "Kiss My Grits" is not meant to be anything related to a racial saying. It's just a silly fun southern saying.
Well, you can just "Kiss My Grits!"
by topaz49 June 23, 2013
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Guitar Wave

When you play Guitar Hero for a while and then you look away from the screen at the ground and it appears as if your floor is moving like a wave.
We played Guitar Hero II for three straight hours and saw the trippy-est guitar wave!
by Devin KPC June 21, 2008
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Guitar Hero'd

When a song is on the game Guitar Hero/ Rock Band, and everyone gets the game, therefore solidifying its popularity and making it a cliche to listen to it anymore.
Bill- Have you ever heard this song before?

Jim- Oh yeah, it was on Guitar Hero!
Now it's awesome!

Bill- Oh great, the song got Guitar Hero'd
by mp1840 February 8, 2009
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The Guitar Hero

Putting your index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina and then twiddling them back and forth like you are stringing a guitar.
Yeah I gave Becca the Guitar Hero last night, she couldn't stay still!
by tom petty and tim January 3, 2008
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garitness

"You swallowed, no spittin garitness" Miss Me Kiss Me Lick Me-Cold Flamez
by A-Prus October 14, 2009
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guitar douche

A person who brings their guitar to a house party, gets drunk, then proceeds to play said guitar in order to try and impress someone. This person is usually a gigantic douche and should be treated with a slap to the face and removal of guitar privileges.
Person 1: Dude, did you see Alex last night?

Person 2: Yeah, he was being such a guitar douche, it amazes me how he has friends.
by bananagrapefruit May 19, 2009
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guitar rage

1. When someone tries to touch a guitarist's guitar without permission and they go into a state of extreme rage and try to murder you. This is commonly followed up with the petting of the guitar and singing of lullabies to it.

2. When you insult someone's guitar playing and they go ape on you.

3. When a wielder is rocking out intensely and receives wounds from his playing but keeps rocking out anyways.

4. When you insult a wielder's actual guitar and they try to kill you.
1. Dude, I tried to touch John's guitar and he had a total fit of guitar rage! I barely survived.

2. Do not anger the guitar rage monkey in me!!!! Beware!

3. Did you see John's guitar rage tonight? His fingers were bleeding and he bashed his head open with his headstock, but he kept playing!

4. I called John on his icky guitar and he had a fit of guitar rage. That's what the cast is for.
by raesiclesfornoone'sface January 16, 2008
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