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immediate gratification

Someone who expects you to drop everything you're doing, to cater to their bullshit needs. They feel what they need you to do is more important than anything you could possibly be doing. Most are selfish assholes with zero consideration for anyone but themselves. Plus, chances are they haven't even tried to do it themselves and are just too damn lazy and inconsiderate to try.
If a child exhibits immediate gratification when asking for something, their sense of entitlement will grow worse with age. Never just jump up to do what is asked of you, make the person or child waits until you are done with what you are doing, showing that your time is just as
important as theirs.
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Gentrification

People playing the real estate market want people to get shot no matter where they live, whether they were from South Central LA before they got into real estate, or from a small town out in the country, or somewhere in between. It's all cheaper land and dollar signs in their eyes.
Gentrification is the same thing no matter where it takes place. The guy/girl asking for 5 dollars or a cigarette usually already has his/her own money to buy this shit with, he/she just wants to charge somebody else for it. It's rare to meet somebody who doesnt ask for anything, and doesnt get on TV or ask for a donation for help, it's rare because when somebody doesnt ask for anything, they dont get noticed.
by Solid Mantis October 11, 2020
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guapification

who shoji is, means he a god.
yo is that "guapification" aka shoji!!! im a fan.
by shojiordylan August 8, 2022
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goatification

The process of turning something into the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT)
Winning this tournament is the end of his goatification. If he wins he will be the goat.
by tjerv January 15, 2023
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Auntification

/äntˈəfəˈkāSHən/

Auntification is the act of making something more comforting and beloved. Specifically, Auntification is often used to refer to an Twitch streamer named AlcoholicAunt where the chat and fanbase themselves finds the streamer's presence peaceful but entertaining (as with a wine aunt friend).

Auntification is a noun form of the verb Auntify, a variation of the term Yassify.
Often the streamer, known colloquially known as Yart, loops people into games through Auntification.

I've been really into Valorant ever since Yart Auntified it
by Mc'Dangle July 10, 2024
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ganjification

Getting more and more stoned. A way to gauge the level of how high one is.
Think that might give you an idea of the magnitude of my ganjification
by Megalo6 October 29, 2024
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gentrification

Like Replacement Theory in reverse, except it's actually real.
Thank God for gentrification, it's not like there aren't way more than enough white middle class suburbs in this country.
by Boston Dudeist February 22, 2025
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