Gunch

Gunch is an Indonesian cookie with an abondoned wife and 2193 abondoned kids

Person A: Do you know Gunch?
Gunch’s Wife: I miss Gunch
Bart: Hi I’m Bart

Gunch by hawlo June 22, 2026

Gunch

Anywhere from 9 to 11 children

1. "How do you think this toy was dangerous?"
2. "I think a gunch of kids probably snorted the powder."
1. "Only a gunch?"

Gunch by lynx966 August 3, 2026

gunch hog 

A female (whether large OR small) that complains of being fat, while eating a candy bar.

Also, often drinks diet cola to compensate??

I am tired of listening to her complain, she's such a gunch hog, you know.

gunch hog by Brisco Darling August 12, 2005

gunch out 

When someone backs out of previously made plans, especially because of attempts to thwart said plans by a gunch.

"Hey, did you and Jerome man slam that slut from the bar?"
"No, his girl called so he decided to gunch out...said he had to go to Antiques Roadshow or some bullshit. You can be the guy on the other side of the wall if you want."
"I'll bring the viking helmet."

gunch out by John Goodthrust January 12, 2009

Gunch Grass 

Grass that is soo long that it will completely ruin your golf game. Not where you want to hit your golf ball.

The "ruff", "gunch grass'

Gunch Grass by GatorDaddy91 October 18, 2010

gunch-jumper 

A person who queue jumps, cuts in line.

Theme parks are always full of gunch-jumpers!

gunch-jumper by tskahah! April 7, 2010

gunch punch 

A punch directly to a person's genitals making it swollen and bloody.

I could use a good gunch punch today!

gunch punch by RXSTR54 February 25, 2017