Guinness Stout Gut Spout

An awful form of the beer shits caused by drinking Guinness Stout the evening prior, in which the sphincter acts as a spigot which, when opened, empties the contents of one's innards into a toilet bowl. The diarrhea is generally black, served at room temperature, and has a nice, frothy head.

Man, I double-poured a pint of Guinness Stout Gut Spout into the toilet this morning; it was not good.

by Rusty's Brother, Turd June 1, 2014

Guinness Stew

The beer shit you unleash upon the world after a long night of drinking Guinness on St. Patrick's Day.

Greg: Dude, last night was crazy with all the Guinness and Car Bombs. I unleashed some Guinness Stew at work this morning!
George: Bro, your an idiot!

by G Mo March 18, 2010

Guinness Necktie

The contents of a pint of guinness that did not make it down your throat during a chug (irish car bomb) and ended up down the front of your shirt.

"I don't care how fast you bomb it, if you end up with a guinness necktie, you lose."

by elw31 March 31, 2008

guinness to finish

Ending a long night by drinking a Guinness.

Hey man, it's been a long night. Last call is soon. Let's have a Guinness to finish.

by spangbang March 30, 2015

Guinness kisses

The frothy skid marks left in a womans undergarments.

His passion was killed in an instant when on removing her panties he saw the black and tan frothy skid marks in her gusset which looked like guinness kisses.

by rob Hogarth September 13, 2007

Guinness Hater

One who hates Guinness or criticizes those who drink it.

Don't let that Guinness hater criticize you for not ordering a hazy IPA.

by Fred Waldron March 18, 2019

guinness penis

The image created on the head of a pint of guinness, or other stout, by the careful.pouring of a skillfull bar tender, often in response to a request for a shamrock, when the request us made too late kn the round, for example after all other drinks have been poured. The Guinness penis may be an accidental creationi if the bar tender is particularly tired and/or emotional, or it may be entirely deliberate if the customer is at fault. It can be avoided by always ordering the Guinness first and by asking the bar tender to 'take one for themselves'

Nanette: Do you think thus looks like a guinness penis on my pint?
Fkeur: Did you order it last again? Hmm?

by Angel_k June 26, 2022