The act of stealing packages from peoples' homes (i.e. porch piracy) during the holiday season. People often partake in grinching to avoid spending their own money on costly Christmas gifts.
A: Hey man, what presents did you buy for your family this year?
B: I didn't buy shit. I'm going grinching around the neighborhood this week.
B: I didn't buy shit. I'm going grinching around the neighborhood this week.
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The term is derived from the climax of Dr. Seuss’s How The Grinch Stole Christmas: “And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say — that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.”
The term is derived from the climax of Dr. Seuss’s How The Grinch Stole Christmas: “And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say — that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.”
“That ho was so fine, I was grinching before we even got back to her dorm!” Xander exclaimed, “it was about time to I laid the rumors of my small dong to rest.”
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Grulching
• grunching
• gulching
• Gaulching
• dry gulching
• Grimble Grunching
• grinching
• grouching
• gunching
• Gelching
The act of performing oral sex, but instead of it being to the vagina or penis, it is to the taint, otherwise known as the gooch, of the recipient. The beauty of it is it can be done to anyone by anyone!
"Man I was eating this girl out but she wanted to me to start gunching her. Apparently it feels really good, maybe next time I'll ask her to gunch me."
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Aw man, me and Jamarkounwious really REALLY wanted to go gelching, but we didn't have the legal qualifications for it.
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