gronkowski

A super human being. Can have sex with pornstars after a loss in the super bowl. Super good at sports. Excels in the bedroom. Has muscles bigger than Poseidon's penis.

That guy is a total Gronkowski he can play all the sports.

Where were you last night? I was with a Gronkowski, I'm so sore this morning.

That guys muscles make him look like a Gronkowski.

by obesecatdancer December 12, 2013

Gongo Bongo

Subtle way of saying gang bang in front of the person you intend on having it with, without their prior knowledge. whether it be two or more men/women teaming up on a woman/man, or a group of friends that know they all have the easy in with a certain individual.

Originated in San Antonio, TX

Guy 1: yo I just got a text from homegirl!

Guy 2: I just got one too!

Both: GONGO BONGO!

Or

Girl 1: Hi I'm (name goes here)
This is my friend (name goes here)

Girl 2: Hi there.

Guy: would you ladies like a drink?

Both girls aloud to eachother: Gongo Bongo!

by Winston Sirtrill January 16, 2011

Gongoozler

A rabid Unus who lurks in the depths of pools. It waits until an Annus has entered its pool in the dead of night and attacks its toes.

"I happen to have heard the Gongoozler many a night. If you ever hear the Gongoozler's call, you know that death is coming...."

by Anichka October 11, 2020

The Gronkowski Spike

When the famed New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski scores a touchdown and spikes the ball in celebration

Fan #1: Touchdown Gronkowski!!
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole

by bostonfan123 January 28, 2012

cinco de gringo

play on words from the holiday cinco de mayo where the mexican town of puebla won a military victory over french forces. a relatively insignificant holiday to mexicans, especially in comparison to the day of mexican independence where there is much more emphasis and celebration among mexican communities in the united states. Cinco de Mayo, in short, merely acts as another holiday where people can party and get drunk. White people seem to like the holiday more than mexican immigrant families do, hence the name.
Can also be called Cinco de Drinko.

Charlie: Yeah, cinco de mayo let's party
José: güerro, we don't celebrate that
Charlie: Whatever, I'm gonna party and get smashed tonight
José: Just go celebrate Cinco de Gringo already

by El Valle April 19, 2008

grongus

The worst stage of a mans life

Gabe: I hit grongus 2 months ago
Jacob: sending prayers man 🙏

by Smallcockmcjagger July 30, 2020

grango

School of Hard Bastards.
Centered in Wrexham, Grango is the breeding ground for hard bastards and scallies. Beware Grango as everybody from Grango is a rebel.

Don't fuck with that kid he's from Grango!

by Michelle Booby February 20, 2005