Grommet

Derogatory word for any female considered worthy of screwing. From “grommet”, meaning a rubber insert (with a hole through it), placed in a hole through metal or some other hard or sharp material, to protect a wire or pipe that passes through the material. This intimates a safe and comfortable hole into which you place your dick, cock, schlong, etc. etc. etc.

The place was chokka with grommet dude.

More grommet than you can shake your schlong at.

by Accur-a-see August 12, 2018

Grommet Vommit

The trickle of ejaculatory fluid coming from a women’s anus after you’ve spooged inside her rectum.

Damn after bustin up in that baloon knot the bitch had mad grommet vommit

by Smash Brown March 22, 2005

Gromelette

An omelette made with gravy granules, chilli and butter. Excellent hangover cure, first created on New Year's day 2010.

I was totally wasted, so I rustled up a gromelette and sobered right the fuck up.

by Midnight Baker December 31, 2009

Gromie

Pronounced "grow-me" is a hybrid or combination-word used to define particularly black friends or fellow gang members.

Literally, it is a cross between the words negro and homie

In maths; negro + homie = gromie

Shit son, get your gromie-ass over here and help me bust up this muthafucka

Yo fellow gromie, hows it hanging? Low, I expect, due to our stereotypical massive penises

Omg it's mr T, WASSUP GROMIE?!

by iamthesocklord July 22, 2010

grommet

Vaginal orifice.

Her grommet was so tight, took me two tubes of K-Y and a shoehorn to get in.

by dandi December 19, 2003

gromper

To engage in sexual activity after a period of hygienic neglect, frequently signified by the development of a urinary tract infection in a female partner.

"I worked all day and didn't have time to shower, so I had to give Susie the ol' gromper."

by Hajah Hakaha December 3, 2013

grommet

a sexy little surfer..... NEWBIE!

"look at that grommet go"

by Brooksy February 29, 2004