Golfer's Itch

When one hits up the local Chili's to bang some hot sluts and forgets to use protection, thereby feeling a horrible burning sensation all throughout the next morning golf round.

Rico: Are you ready to play the Poor Man's Pebble?

Cliff: Nah bro, I've got the golfer's itch. I was busy making putts and nailing sluts last night at the local Chili's and went full contact, no wraps.

by John3-15 November 1, 2016

Grotfesty

It's a combination of "grotty" and "festy"

Not only is he really grotty, he's really festy. He's completely grotfesty!!

by Tjk. July 8, 2018

Bloody Golfer

A drink mixture made up of Mountain Dew and grenadine syrup. Preferably served on the rocks.

I'll have a Bloody Golfer, on the rocks.

by Tizz Mizzle January 14, 2008

Naked Baby Golfer

A child in his underwear with a golfer cap

My little brother is a naked baby golfer

by Ndjdshsb February 13, 2018

jake the golfer

Jake is gay and has no friends.

Jake the golfer is gay.

by Conricly June 11, 2018

Pull a Groleau

Being angry suddenly, getting mad for no reason, the action of having a burst of angriness

Ohhh Alex pulled a Groleau last time in class! I hope he won't pull a Groleau next time...

by Pullingashelly September 1, 2021

golfer

a drunk liar in ugly clothes who plays with his balls in public

Look at those golfers. They're such strange, yet silly people.

by Onewhoflies October 18, 2006