Groin Hook

To pick up a drunk woman while drunk using references towards your genatalia

How was your night?"......"Oh it was great i groin hooked this woman at the bar last night and brought her home.

by willie11 April 21, 2011

goinky

Awkward and geeky. Usually used in a affectionate manner.

Mathew Gray Gubler's character in Criminal Minds (Reid) is goinky

by Homicidal_Intent July 20, 2011

Groin Tash

Alternative phrase for the female vagina or gash. When a lady's pubic hair looks like a moustache.

I need to wax my groin tash before I go on holiday....

by Dirty JD October 12, 2015

Groin Ferret

A person who wades through a forest of pubic hair to taste the forbidden fruit of a backpacker. Similar to the

Guys, I really struggled to find the fun zone on that 60 year old backpacker last night. I was like a groin ferret".

by A Muskateer August 26, 2016

Gronkaz

Gronkaz is an Australian slang term which is used for when sighting a group of lowlife scum, mainly people who wear airpods or Nike air Max shoes and shout SQUAAAAD and bae.

Group of gronkaz: SQUAAAAD.
Andrew: geez look at dickheads over there with their airpods and air maxes.
Josh: fuckin bunch of gronkaz

by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019

grinky

a grinky is a hidden object or something hidden in plain sight.

oh look at that, i just hid a grinky in your kitchen

by suckerofurmomsducker July 19, 2020

Gronkula

Like Dracula, but it's Gronkula.

You're so gronkula, Tammy!

by Pop Up Productions April 23, 2022