Genghis Khan

the man who killed so many people, fucked so many women, literally jumped over China's Great Wall and took over half of Eurasia while drinking warm milk from a bowl. ALL ON A HORSE.

Genghis Khan fucked so many women there's an 0.5% chance you're related to him.

by VistFist69 May 10, 2018

Hermione Granger

The one who wears the pants in the Harry Potter trio.

Ron Weasley: "My wand broke"
Harry Potter: "My parents died"
Hermione Granger: "You are both pussies"

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

Glengormley

Small town on the outskirts of Belfast, Northern Ireland on a mini scale one side is Protestant the other Catholic, has around 100000000000 cctv cameras now which have spoilt the only fun to be had in this town, rioting the sport of kings.

tourist - " Excuse me is it true that Zeus lives in Glengormley? "

resident - " Why yes he lives on Carnmoney Hill!, have you any spare change btw? "

by philewill August 27, 2009

Grengly Mengly

The most potent honking chongy this side of the Shengly Wompis. If you ever hear the words "grengly mengly"you know you've found some of the boomin' homplihingly, chingly, Englis Woofis. Mix it with some Chenglis Mingler and you'll feel like Hoosimingus has come early. Lads, if you've never tried the grengly mengly then you're a bunch of spengly chenglers and I will absolutely not be sorting you with any pongly mamplis. Offers start at 5 hongis.

"Yo lads, you bunch of wimply ching mingers. I've got a Diane Keaton of Grengly Mengly that'll blow your smeglis chenger into a chenglis smegler. 5 hongis, no fap."

by Quimlis Wambler May 2, 2018

genghiskon83

The real-life bald Asian Caillou. He's 5'4" and always down to share a modem with the ladies.

I had trouble connecting my stream to the internet but GenghisKon83 gave me a modem to use for the week.

by TK8476 March 11, 2022

Granger

Granger is an incredibly kind and good-hearted gentleman; a sizable amount of his efforts are put towards maintaining a respectable moral highground. He is determined, capable, and a man of his word. Granger is most notable for being the most trustworthy individual you will ever encounter.

"Granger doesn't tell me what I want to hear - he tells me what I need to hear."

"Granger is always there when I need him to be."

"I can't remember a time when Granger wasn't honest with me."

by Best Bud August 7, 2019

Genghis Khan

A Mongolian guy who fucked, killed, and conquered.

Joe: Hey dude, did you know Genghis Khan fucked thousands people and never got aids?

David: Yeah yeah, that's cool and all, but did you know he killed millions of people?

by Jagohno April 13, 2020