(noun)—a lady friend of a potential conquest who blocks your advances on their friend's behalf. Please Note: a wingman may be needed to "dive on the grenade".
"There's one huge grenade launcher, there's one grenade, and then there's one cutie."—Mike "The Situation," Jersey Shore
by NEW JERSEY Diet-SHORE-nary April 13, 2011
Someone who, like a good soldier, will hop on a "grenade" (ugly girl) and take all necessary damage from said decision to ensure a buddy can score with said grenade's much more attractive friend.
SIDE NOTE: Bonus points if you get a BJ and her name is dyke-ish, like Becky or Barbara but goes by Barbie or something much sexier.
SIDE NOTE: Bonus points if you get a BJ and her name is dyke-ish, like Becky or Barbara but goes by Barbie or something much sexier.
JJ: Look at that blonde over there.
Adam: Yeah, but her friend is fugly.
JJ: You owe me man.
Adam: Dammit, I'll be the Grenader.
Adam: Yeah, but her friend is fugly.
JJ: You owe me man.
Adam: Dammit, I'll be the Grenader.
by Fatz39 January 18, 2012
(noun)—a large lady, of an unsightly nature. Please Note: a wingman may be needed to "dive on the grenade".
"There's one huge grenade launcher, there's one grenade, and then there's one cutie."—Mike "The Situation," Jersey Shore
by NEW JERSEY Diet-SHORE-nary April 13, 2011
The act of shoving one's grenade-resembling hand into a man or woman's orifice and then opening it with fingers flailing wildly in a mock explosion.
Kevin: Wow, being grenaded by my girlfriend last night left my ***hole gaping!
Gerald: Eek, that sounds terrible.
Kevin: Nah dude, I loved it!
Gerald: Hmm, maybe I should try some grenading...
Gerald: Eek, that sounds terrible.
Kevin: Nah dude, I loved it!
Gerald: Hmm, maybe I should try some grenading...
by Gina Castell July 20, 2009
You: WHAT ARE YOU ASKING FOR, BRUNO?!
Bruno: To give me all your love is all I ever asked... cause what you don't understand is I'd catch a grenade for you!!!
Bruno: To give me all your love is all I ever asked... cause what you don't understand is I'd catch a grenade for you!!!
by sad88 September 08, 2011
Describes something that is the best and/or kicks some serious ass.
Replacing the dead phrase Da Bomb.
Replacing the dead phrase Da Bomb.
by Eric D. March 16, 2005
female
1. fat
2. ugly as fuck
looks as it she was playing a game of hot potato with a grenade and lost
1. fat
2. ugly as fuck
looks as it she was playing a game of hot potato with a grenade and lost
guy 1: i'm drunk as shit...how's that girl look?
guy 2: you mean the grenade?
guy 1: eh fuck it i don't even care
guy 2: you mean the grenade?
guy 1: eh fuck it i don't even care
by b_sallz October 21, 2010