grenade

(noun)—a lady friend of a potential conquest who blocks your advances on their friend's behalf. Please Note: a wingman may be needed to "dive on the grenade".
"There's one huge grenade launcher, there's one grenade, and then there's one cutie."—Mike "The Situation," Jersey Shore
by NEW JERSEY Diet-SHORE-nary April 13, 2011
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Grenader

Someone who, like a good soldier, will hop on a "grenade" (ugly girl) and take all necessary damage from said decision to ensure a buddy can score with said grenade's much more attractive friend.

SIDE NOTE: Bonus points if you get a BJ and her name is dyke-ish, like Becky or Barbara but goes by Barbie or something much sexier.
JJ: Look at that blonde over there.
Adam: Yeah, but her friend is fugly.
JJ: You owe me man.
Adam: Dammit, I'll be the Grenader.
by Fatz39 January 18, 2012
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(noun)—a large lady, of an unsightly nature. Please Note: a wingman may be needed to "dive on the grenade".
"There's one huge grenade launcher, there's one grenade, and then there's one cutie."—Mike "The Situation," Jersey Shore
by NEW JERSEY Diet-SHORE-nary April 13, 2011
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Grenading

The act of shoving one's grenade-resembling hand into a man or woman's orifice and then opening it with fingers flailing wildly in a mock explosion.
Kevin: Wow, being grenaded by my girlfriend last night left my ***hole gaping!

Gerald: Eek, that sounds terrible.

Kevin: Nah dude, I loved it!

Gerald: Hmm, maybe I should try some grenading...
by Gina Castell July 20, 2009
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You: WHAT ARE YOU ASKING FOR, BRUNO?!

Bruno: To give me all your love is all I ever asked... cause what you don't understand is I'd catch a grenade for you!!!
by sad88 September 08, 2011
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Grenades

Describes something that is the best and/or kicks some serious ass.
Replacing the dead phrase Da Bomb.
Scoot:That girls ass is sooooo grenades!

Brian: Yea, I would love to pee in her butt
by Eric D. March 16, 2005
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female

1. fat
2. ugly as fuck

looks as it she was playing a game of hot potato with a grenade and lost
guy 1: i'm drunk as shit...how's that girl look?
guy 2: you mean the grenade?
guy 1: eh fuck it i don't even care
by b_sallz October 21, 2010
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