greenneck

A person who has 'gone green', and is now highly judgmental of all others who they feel are not 'green enough'.

Can be accentuated when the individual does not have a well rounded knowledge of the actual issues of climate change.

Bob traded in his SUV to buy a Hybrid, then when he saw me drive in to work in my gas car he gave me the stink eye and hasn't talked to me since. Little does he know that my small car still gets better gas millage than his Hybrid, and has for the last ten years. What a greenneck.

by Dylan Jenkinson July 23, 2008

Greenball

To break a financial engagement.

Dad, for my 20th birthday, was going to buy me a car, but when the time came he greenballed me.

Jose thought it was a good idea to buy the preschoolers ice-cream, but greenballed them at having to drop a twenty.

Son: Grandpa John is getting us tickets to WrestlePalooza!
Pop: Ah, that's a greenballer.

by cansecofan July 26, 2009

greenballs

The same as blueballs but when someone is a virgin.

To be a greenhorn in the sac and get blueballs.

That little fucker Brent got greenballs after going to the bikini expresso.

by snatchifer July 15, 2011

greenbanisters

the ultimate lana del ray fan

#greenbanistersloveslanadelray

by twinkletoes241 September 6, 2021

Greenbaying

The art of picking a booger and then inserting the finger up your girls anus and then wiping it on her bowels.

Doctor: How did that greenie get in your stool?
Girl: Oh my boyfriend gave me a Greenbaying at the stroke of midnight.
Doctor: Respect

by Az McFly September 1, 2008

GreekBack

Slang term for a greek person. AKA the mexicans of Europe.

Man Dick is such a nasty scoundrel. Why cant greekbacks lose the gold medallions and bushy chesthair. That shit is sick son. What's worse is his wife has more body hair than he does. Dirty greekbacks. I mean seriously how many cigarettes can one person smoke. It's disgusting. It is just hard to believe how much pride they have for their country when it is literally the dumpster of the Eastern Hemisphere. All I can say is when I have kids, they will not be allowed to play with any greekback children.

by Big A Z June 29, 2009

greeneckathorn

a series of hysterical laughter and uncontrollable sobbing in one sitting. it sounds bipolar, but the laughing and crying is for no specific reason and is often completely out of the blue. the act is sort of mean, because no one knows what to say or how to help.. do they try to comfort you? or laugh with you?

my mom feared i would have a greeneckathorn when she told me my sister was getting married.

by jarly June 17, 2008