Gregolith

The Gregolith, who derives rock-solid cognitive and physical capabilities from the secret compound Gregolithium, is a rare and endangered humanoid, typically male. Definitive characteristics include an undying affinity for Scrabble, Burger Time, going "nil" or "2 for 10" in Spades, and the reckless, yet tastefully innovative overuse of the phrase "that's what she said." The Gregolith is frequently identified by association with his humanoid relative, J-DOS, however the Gregolith is most easily identified by his signiture "gun show" routine, in which an unsuspecting mark is asked if they have tickets to the gun show, and is then summarily directed toward the nearest 2 gun shows. The Gregolith draws livelihood documenting and collecting unusually long french fries. He also earns supplementary income by NOT playing the Raffi song, "bananaphone." When not pursuing career endeavors, the Gregolith relaxes by cheering on his favorite football team, The Jets, even in the offseason.

1) Holy crap, that's a long french fry. I'll bet The Gregolith will be by any minute to take a picture. 2) Gregolith: Do you have your tickets yet? Unsuspecting bystander: To what? Gregolith: To the Gun Show! 3) The Gregolith begins pole dancing on a subway train, then claps, points, and says "Go Jets, New York!"

by XPizzle June 18, 2008

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GREGORIUS PRIMECIUS

A LONG NOSE BREED OF MONKEY THAT IS MYOPIC AND LOOKS A LOT LIKE A ORANG-UTAN AND HAS AN AMAZING NASAL FEATURE. USUALLY FOUND GESTICULATING WILDLY WHEN PRESSURED.

AFTER BEING TORTURED WITH PHONE CALL AFTER PHONE CALL TODAY I FEEL JUST LIKE A GREGORIUS PRIMECIUS AND I AM FLALING EVERYWHERE AND I ACT LIKE A FULUBRIOUS DRUNK GUY,I DUNNO WHAT I'M DOING ANYMORE.

by TERRY MAGGACIS February 26, 2009

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Gregor

A name for a male who is good looking, strong and great in bed.

That was great last night, you're such a gregor.

by Gregor. January 19, 2008

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greco

a smooth dude that keeps his clothes crispy, his diction slick, his females in line, and always knows what it is

that boy niko is one greco kid

by dope boy diesel January 13, 2008

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gheboasa

gheboasa is the most coolest song from romania, the song is singed by a bombardier from constanta, i dont have too much to say about it, just GHEBOASA SMECHEROASA

Fanel: Hi Ashley! Have you heard about the new summer hit Gheboasa?
Ashley: YES OFC!!! EU NU CANT DOAR DESPRE HAINE. ROLEXU DU DIAMANTE

by anonymous December 11, 2020

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