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hermione fucking granger

hermione fucking granger is one of the hottest characters in harry potter. oh to be harry in that one scene in dh1
"hermione fucking granger is so hot"
"ikr so is emma watson"
by sophiasmom February 2, 2021
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Hermione Granger

noun: a witch from the Harry Potter series and possibly the smartest character ever known to the HP universe. Has a thing for elves. Not athletic. Also technically a cougar cuz she married a guy who's a year younger.

verb: to ace an ungodly difficult test.
Friend: yo if I fuck up this calc midterm I'll fail the class.

Me: I'll help you but there's guarantee you'll pull a Hermione Granger on this shit
by BladeOwnsEdward August 19, 2010
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Hermione Granger

The bushy-haired, buck-teethed, know-it-all friend of Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley in the "Harry Potter" series. She and Draco Malfoy belong together. They secretly lust after each other, but pretend to hate each other. This is what makes them the ideal love-hate relationship.
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy belong together. Their chemistry makes them the perfect couple.
by I love Draco Malfoy October 29, 2006
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1. A random group of drunks that should be avoided at all cost.

2. known to eat raw or uncooked meat i.e ground chuck, bacon, steak, fish heads.

3. will do anything for a dollar.

4. stupid is as stupid does.

5.someone who always has a cigarette in mouth.
God damn granger bit me on the skull again.
by bob letosky April 20, 2006
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The Granger

The Stranger: when a male sits on one of his hands, occluding blood flow, and then proceeds to masturbate with said hand, as it feels like someone else is performing the act.
The Granger: The gay stranger: When a homosexual male sits on his penis, occluding blood flow, and then proceeds to masturbate, as it feels as though another's penis is in his hand.
Man, my penis feels like someone else's penis. The Granger.
by Roddgers March 13, 2011
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When you fall in love with a Granger and then get dumped like an old sock
She got grangered hard she never saw it coming
by Trashidic May 24, 2018
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Hermione Granger

Harry to Hermione Granger- "Hello Female Ron"
by HP FAN214567910 July 31, 2011
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