granny don't

To masterbate. Taken from the popular sketch comedy show Cheppelle's Show. The sketch refered to involved a man's Granny walking in on him masterbating in the bathroom.

Can be used as an exclamation to warn someone that you're spanking the monkey, or used as a verb.

Person 1: I'm hungry. I wonder what's in the kitchen...
Person 2: Granny don't!

Person 1: Where's Phillip?
Person 2: In the basement, probably having a "granny don't!"

by CaptainJonus May 14, 2006

granny cheese

The pungeant yeasty paste that forms in the creases under the sagging breasts of post-menopausal women.

Old Lady Brown was out of yeast so she scraped a little of her granny cheese into her bread dough.

by Mr. Spuckey July 16, 2014

granny shit

The subgenre within the Beatles' repertoire of music created by Paul McCartney that causes the audio-visualization of embroideries, knitting, slippers, a fireplace, and an old woman listening to a record player. Songs by McCartney most known as "granny shit" include, but are not limited to: Fixing a Hole, Your Mother Should Know, and When I'm Sixty-Four.

Paul: Check out this song I just wrote. It's called Michelle.

John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.

by Alt_f420 June 17, 2020

Granny Norma

How to make yourself die inside

Granny Norma is something that you use to kill yourself So look it up on Google

by Dick pussy bitch pussy bitch February 22, 2017

granny bikini

This is the variant of the bikini swimsuit that was popular and considered daring in the mid-1960's, when the Beach Party movies were made starring Annette Funicello or the original version of Where the Boys Are. It consists of a full, often padded, bra and a short-shorts or skirted bottom, as opposed to the string bikini or the French cut bikini of later times. This term is usually used sarcastically to refer to the type of swimwear occasionally adopted by those who are excessively modest or who have very restrictive parents.

Jessica can only wear granny bikinis on the coast because her parents are professional hardshell Baptists.

by eViL pOp TaRt June 23, 2006

granny circle

A type of thing for manly men, strictly heterosexual, but no girls allowed !!!! They sit in a circle in their grandma’s basement in their grandmas rocking chairs and go “BACK AND FORTH BACK AND FORTH” while the drill sergeant yells at them to hold out. While they’re in the rocking chairs they are masturbating. And they have blank stares on their faces while they moan and groan. Only for da boyz. Reminder this gay orgy is definitely not gay at all. Then the grandma comes down to see da boyz having fun and decides to leave them alone. This is very sex related. After all da boyz leave, the grandma takes the rocking chairs and eats all the salty ice cream while going “boy this is good, real salty and white but good !!!”. And they all meet on Thursday’s to do this, or occasionally when they’re severely horny. Reminder: This is for very manly and heterosexual men. Totally not closeted at all.

Micheal was in a granny circle next to Ben.
“OHHHH STOP IT MICHEAL STOPP” yelled Ben in the granny circle, “IM GONNA CUM AAH AAAAHH” yelled Micheal in the granny circle.

by Milean0875 June 19, 2021

Granny Lane

Trucker Slang. Referring to the right lane or slow lane.

That asshole needs to be in the Granny Lane. He's holding up traffic in the Hammer Lane.

by KingFan43 July 26, 2009