Robbie’s grandad

Has no legs
(Robbie’s grandad) has no legs
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Grandad's Pants

1. The skanky last draws on a spliff, called so because they're soggy and nobody wants them.

2. Your grandad's pants that he hasn't washed for weeks
"that was a nice fatty boom batty, grandad's pants anyone?"
by dobbinatrix January 29, 2009
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Standard Grandad

A person who likes their guitars (and everyone else's for that matter) tuned to standard E (Low to high E A D g b e). These people, who despite the name may be of any age, dislike the practice of tuning a guitar or bass to alternate tunings such as dropped D (D A D g b e) and show great disdain for those who do because...

Well, who knows.

These people could be the biggest Thin Lizzy fans in the world but wouldn't tune down just a half-step to E flat to play one of their songs correctly. They will often moan on about how it's not necessary to tune a guitar out of E but, when prompted for a reason why, they will just mutter, trail off and then be quiet again.
Standard Grandad: Oh, I see you're a Led Zeppelin fan, so am I! Favourite band since I saw em in '72, got all the LPs! how's about we jam on Moby Dick?

Drummer: Sure thing. But, uh, you'll have to tune your guitar to drop D, that's how Jimmy Page played it.

Standard Grandad: ...Forget it, I can't stand Led Zeppelin, bloody fiddling about with tunings *throws guitar in trash*
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grandad

someone who will do anything for you. Someone who will put you first, and make you laugh.
my grandad is funny
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Grandad

1 Grandpa, poppy 2 friend. play mate. like Santa

( Without the beard
) 3. tickle monster, king of cuddles, story teller , treat provide ,
good at keeping secrets

4 The Best grandad a kid could could ask
The man that Solves all of our problems Are called Grandad
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Grandad

A mean and abusive asshole who takes every opportunity to belittle you.
You: Hi grandad! Havent seen you in a while, whats up?

Grandad: YOU WOULD KNOW WHATS UP IF WERENT SO LAZY AND YOU CAME TO SEE ME MORE, YOU CANT TREAT ME LIKE THAT YOU ABSOLUTE FAILURE OF A HUMAN, YOUVE NEVER RESPRCTED YOUR ELDERS, YA HEAR ME GIRLY?? *hits you* YOU AND THAT LOUSY HUSBAND OF YOURS SHOULD GET A DIVORCE, HES A CUCK.
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Sweaty grandad

When you haven’t wiped your arse crack and someone asks you to sit on there face
I gave him the sweaty grandad.
by Sweaty Mansack November 11, 2021
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