A delightful island gentleman who always acts in a manner akin to a responsible boomer. (Until the nosebeers kick in)
by anonymous November 18, 2020
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That one stubborn old boy who refused to grow up and settle down during his life. Known to suffer from memory loss caused by substance and alcohol abuse. Commonly found at the Redoubt bar trying to convince young bucks to take him clubbing in Hamilton.
" Could I get another vodka sprite please" "No Mr. Hutchinson we closed the bar an hour ago the courtesy shuttle will be along soon to take your party grandad ass back to the retirement home"
by Higgy September 6, 2017
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You: ur mom gay
Carl: ur Dad lesbian
You: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur sister a mister
You: ur grandad braindead
*Carl explodes and spiders are popping off his organs.*
Carl: ur Dad lesbian
You: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur sister a mister
You: ur grandad braindead
*Carl explodes and spiders are popping off his organs.*
by realBuggy March 18, 2018
Get the ur grandad braindead mug.A person who likes their guitars (and everyone else's for that matter) tuned to standard E (Low to high E A D g b e). These people, who despite the name may be of any age, dislike the practice of tuning a guitar or bass to alternate tunings such as dropped D (D A D g b e) and show great disdain for those who do because...
Well, who knows.
These people could be the biggest Thin Lizzy fans in the world but wouldn't tune down just a half-step to E flat to play one of their songs correctly. They will often moan on about how it's not necessary to tune a guitar out of E but, when prompted for a reason why, they will just mutter, trail off and then be quiet again.
Well, who knows.
These people could be the biggest Thin Lizzy fans in the world but wouldn't tune down just a half-step to E flat to play one of their songs correctly. They will often moan on about how it's not necessary to tune a guitar out of E but, when prompted for a reason why, they will just mutter, trail off and then be quiet again.
Standard Grandad: Oh, I see you're a Led Zeppelin fan, so am I! Favourite band since I saw em in '72, got all the LPs! how's about we jam on Moby Dick?
Drummer: Sure thing. But, uh, you'll have to tune your guitar to drop D, that's how Jimmy Page played it.
Standard Grandad: ...Forget it, I can't stand Led Zeppelin, bloody fiddling about with tunings *throws guitar in trash*
Drummer: Sure thing. But, uh, you'll have to tune your guitar to drop D, that's how Jimmy Page played it.
Standard Grandad: ...Forget it, I can't stand Led Zeppelin, bloody fiddling about with tunings *throws guitar in trash*
by LiftFart November 15, 2011
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by Xander the greatest February 25, 2023
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