grand theft auto

best fucking game ever made....

kid 1:hey kid 2, im bored of this grand theft auto, its got borin...
kid 2:hey, i know! Lets go steal cars and drag race and kill people!
kid 1: bet i can steal a better car than yours!!!

After 1 hour, the kids were arrested for performing grand theft auto

by Tommy Vercetti March 6, 2004

grand theft auto

Awesomeness. A great game series (at least Grand Theft Auto III and on) in which you can do whatever you want. Complete freedom. Jack a car/truck/van/motorbike/what the hell ever on the streets. Pick up hookers for health, then kill them for your cash back. Shoot pedestrians and police officers, eventually getting chased by police cars, helicopters, the SWAT team, FBI agents and even the military. The only bad thing about this game series are the twelve year old kids that play it in an attempt to look cool in front of their friends. Those kids need to die. Anyway, if you don't have Grand Theft Auto III, Vice City and San Andreas, end your life and jump off a tall building. Rockstar = God. Kthxbai.

Grand Theft Auto owns my life.

by I like stuff March 23, 2005

Grand Theft Lunch

A game to play with your friends at school during lunch. you go around and ask kids (typically the younger ones) for some or all of their food. You gather as much as you can and then sit and eat it. Also known as GTL.

Me: Skye, wanna play Grand Theft Lunch today?
Skye: Yeah!!!

by Fuckel January 6, 2008

Grand Theft Auto

Grand Theft Auto (GTA) is a video game series made by Rockstar. All the installations of the game involve the player controlling a random guy whose main objective is to get big in the gang/jet set society. The series is overall good, albeit extremely overrated and touted as the “Best Game Ever” without clear foundations. GTA is designed with commerce in mind, featuring violence, cursing, whores...

All those protesters who whine about the game promoting murder and polluting the minds of children don’t know a thing of what they say. Rockstar cannot be blamed for you being too lazy to move your ass and check what your kids are doing (read, morons: Mature. The Adults rating is unnecessary).

Guy: Watchoo doing?
Me: Imma playing Metal Gear Solid 2, mate.
Guy: What’s that? Dude, play Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, it’s the shit.
Me: It's okay, but it can't stick up to MGS.
Guy You suck. Them whores are so funny...
Me: ...

by Olioliolioo October 9, 2006

grand theft auto

Stealing many cars and being chased by the police. People with guns or gangsters tend to do this. Or: Hotwiring an unlocked car and escaping the police. Or Just the process of stealing a car and commiting crimes all at once

Tommy:(Knocks person out of car)
Tommy: whoo! freakin grand theft auto'd that guy

by Nikko April 27, 2005

grand theft anal

When you're fucking a female prostitute doggystyle in the pussy, then suddenly without concent or warning, you pull your schlong completely out of her, then reinsert it deep into her asshole while yelling "I ain't payin' extra for this!" Thus, you are guilty of Grand Theft Anal!

Jerome: Man, that hoe Trisha who works the corner of 3rd and Jefferson told me she charges $50 extra dollars for anal.
Me: Don't be a fool, no ones ever been formally charged with Grand Theft Anal. Just stick it in her ass and yell "I ain't payin' extra for this."

Grand Theft Anal

by Dyl-Doe Brown June 26, 2016

Grand Theft Audio

When the music at your party/gath is absolutely utterly fucking ass, so you steal the Bluetooth connection to the speaker to play some better fucking music.

No (grand theft audio)

by JimmyNeutron'sMrWhippyHeadass January 13, 2023