Medical Grifter

A confidence artist that is usually perceived as knowledgeable about any range of subjects merely for earning or adopting the Title of "Doctor", when in reality, they are speaking well outside of their scope of expertise. Most commonly found in; The Entertainment Industry, Politics, New Age Medicine, Chiropractic, and Publishing. Examples include: Dr. Rand Paul, Dr. Mehmet Oz, Doctor Phil, Dr. Drew Pinski.

Dr. Drew, the medical grifter, got censured by the medical board again, he was giving bad advice on television, and may lose his license.

by bentslightly December 26, 2021

The Lioness on The Cheese Grater

A sexual position much loved by women of ancient Greece; mentioned in Aristophanes' "Lysistrata".

Last night, we tried the Lioness on The Cheese Grater and I came twice.

by Pr0m3th3u$ April 19, 2009

masterbating with a cheese grater

Doing a task that is not a good idea

Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.

by matt1975 September 10, 2012

The Grifter

A semi-mythical video circulating on the internet, said to depict a horrific murder or occult sacrifice of newborn babies. All those who have seen the video report intense nightmares, hallucinations and psychological trauma as effects of watching it. A famous staple of /x/ and numerous other forums dedicated to the paranormal; it is rumoured to be posted on youtube occasionally, but is always quickly taken down. Whenever The Grifter enters the topic of conversation on the above-mentioned forums, people will warn against watching it, even begging you not to ruin your life.

My friend watched The Grifter for a laugh, he cut his wrists afterwards.
The Grifter is scarier than slenderman.

by DRAC250 March 30, 2011

Mongolian Cheese Grater

A sexual act in which the giver chews around the recievers asshole until they draw blood.

Damn....that Mongolian cheese grater I gave your mom must have been good. She hasn't walked for weeks.

by BronzeArmor March 12, 2008

Grifter

A shill is a person who disingenuously sells a product or an idea.

By comparison, a grifter is a person who disingenuously sells a persona. A grifter purports to be or represent something, but they are actually not. They may:

* Pretend to be another ethnicity for a perceived benefit (e.g. Rachel Dolezal, Jack Murphy, Elizabeth Warren)
* Sell a life stance at odds with their actual private life (e.g. Jordan Peterson, Jack Murphy again)
* Aggressively promote some cause in advance of their personal gain (Shaun King, Patrisse Cullors)
* Scam naïve investors in a hopeless business venture (Elizabeth Holmes, Adam Neumann)

That grifter always shows up at incidents like this to bemoan cause x with his cap in his hand.

by m0thra August 30, 2022

Graterbate

The act of masturbating with a cheese grater.

I'd rather Graterbate than to listen to this nonsense any further

by Stickshift January 11, 2013