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Governor Livingston

A high school in Berkeley Heights, a smallish town in northern New Jersey. With a population of no more than 2,000 students, there is not an ounce of diversity, with the exception of some Asians and indians. You will see no more than 2 black people per grade, and the lack of diversity gives the town its infamous nickname it bears, Berkeley Whites. Governor Livingston is the epitome of a bigoted small town high school. The students are either competing to go to ivy schools, have their parents pay them into some mediocre private school, or, attend rutgers, ucc, or msu. The teachers and faculty get cancelled and flamed every months when racist or homophobic issues get exposed, but it all washes over in a few months, the “change” being a new student run diversity club. The gym bathrooms are not for traditional restroom uses. Every time you enter, you will find at least one student skipping class, and the entire bathroom getting hotboxed from nicotine addicts. If you go in the morning, you’ll find many students crammed into the big stall, passing a cart around, trying to get high before class starts. Any words or story’s you tell to your friend in that bathroom, the entire will find out about. Any male teacher in the school is most likely a pedophile, and that change increases at the same rate of their age.
Person 1- Hey, what school did you graduate from?
Person 2- Governor Livingston, why?
Person 1- That makes sense, you have no idea how to function in an environment that’s not bigoted, clique, and gossipy!
by the305ers August 28, 2021
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Governor Hair

Gov. Rick Perry of Texas, an Aggie.

He is considered to be a poor debater and not exceptionally bright, but always has fantastic hair, especially for his age. He was a faithful GOP Lieutenant Governor under Gov. George "Dubya" Bush, and sort of inherited the position in a highly red state. No intelligent Republican (and, yes, they do exist) has bothered to ever run against him.
A: Governor Hair spoke today.
B: What did he say?
A: Nothing memorable, but everyone clapped.
by The Rusty Shack January 8, 2014
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Governor Taft

A Governor Taft is when you sit in an empty bathtub, flip backwards so that your legs are behind your head, hips are lodged to the sides, then your partner turns on the hot water so it hits your taint, and he or she will then cleanse your tafted taint.
It was only a matter of weeks before my new girlfriend was comfortable enough to give me a governor Taft. She wasn't bad for a beginner.
by Drizzy1333 October 23, 2016
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governor-general

It's when during a sexual occasion involving multiple people one person (male usually) is dominant among others and tells them what to do (how to fuck)
-Mister Governor-general, what are your orders?
-You lick Janny's pussy, Susan, while Danny fucks your ass.
- Acknowledged, sir!
by Jenson Marin September 13, 2017
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Governor Dewine

A small male, imbecile, make a wish reject. Someone who got beat up in 3rd grade and failed to let it go and went into politics. Smallan syndrome.
I thought you were stupid but seriously man you're a governor dewine.
by Pescosolido November 21, 2020
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Governor Dewine

A small male with an ego trip
The master of disguise
Someone make a wish rejected
Someone who entered politics after getting beat up in 3rd grade
Imbecile
A face you wish had pink eye
You have a Governor Dewine face and you need to change it
by Pescosolido November 21, 2020
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Governor Cuomo

He should have just let them impeach him and stayed defiant in office if he really wanted to stay in office. Trump is a clown and he still didn't resign, he didn't let anybody walk over him.
Governor Cuomo isn't a predator, he's just weak under pressure, now someone else has his job, thanks not just to others, but also to himself. He let other people get rid of him by not really taking a stand against anyone.
by The Original Agahnim August 10, 2021
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