gooser

someone who is mooning people and they dont realize it, like their pants are fallin off and their ass crack is showing.

ha ha betty's a gooser look at her hairy ass crack

by pinkfred April 1, 2007

goocher

A goocher is the skin surrounding the penis of a male dog.

The vet covered the goocher with gauze while neutering my German Shepard.

by grizzly1 March 15, 2009

Goocher

Absolutely nothing. Zero.

"Playing cards, I dealt Paul a goocher, and he went back 5 points."

by ELMEL86 June 12, 2012

gooser

a very sneaky fart. one that can only be heard by people very close to the perp.

usually is followed by a uncertainty and finger pointing as to who actually let out the gooser.

ex:
guy 1: dude, did you just let that gooser?
guy 2: no i think it was that guy.
jane fonda: it wasnt me, dick.

by ojpimpjuice69 December 17, 2008

Goocher

As opposed to the typical wedgie which gets lodged in your asshole, this specific wedgie will get lodged in your gooch area causing much discomfort and confusion.

I went to pick the wedgie out of my ass, but after many failed attempts at freeing the underwear from my rectal area, I had realized I had a goocher

by Voigts April 22, 2008

gooser

1) A hot ass girl

2) A big ol bud.

3) A big ass butt

4) A very very long golf drive.

5) A sick water pipe.

6)Anything pertaining to anything you want at any particular time.

"Yo, did you see that gooser walk by?"

"I just goosed one right on the green!"

"Lets go rip the gooser."

"Yo pass me that gooser cause im trying to get bruisered and i only can use the gooser so the goose will gooser."

by Big Gooser July 3, 2007

Gnosher

Homosexual, Gay, Bender

You know John, he's a right gnosher

by RJ80 November 8, 2010