Goosed
Goosed by NewYork6792 November 15, 2025
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Goosed Hand Sock
A Goosed Hand Sock is a sock puppet resembling a goose that when worn on hand you bust a fat one in during peak Goose jams and can be used multiple times during live events but will become noticeable because as it dries the harder the sock becomes.
- Hey Bruce why is your hand sock so hard? Have you Goosed it?
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.
Commonly Heard Reactions:
- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.
Commonly Heard Reactions:
- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!
Goosed Hand Sock by Rolly DeVor March 3, 2022
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Goosed Out
Goosed Out is the the state of being fucked up on alcohol and drugs beyond any point of return.
To achieve the level of "Goosed" you must be so fucked up that your body throws itself into a nerve system contagion which causes goose bumps to form on the surface of your skin. Hence the term's name.
To achieve the level of "Goosed" you must be so fucked up that your body throws itself into a nerve system contagion which causes goose bumps to form on the surface of your skin. Hence the term's name.
"Jesus Devon, I was so fucking Goosed out last night, the next day my friends showed me video footage of me running around in cemetery completely naked screaming "WILL YOU GET OFF OF ME LIFE!" Nigga I was Goosed"
Goosed Out by There's Nothing To See Here. September 13, 2012