goonie boo

The person you love to hang with!
Friend
Peeps
BFFL

Michelle you my goonie boo.

by Samantha G. (SRG) February 6, 2008

goonition

A procedure involving awkward moments, and foolish but creative socially cunning comments designed to make all others focus their attention on you because your ability to gain a crowds attention has surpassed all others.

Goon: A large piece of scrap metal just bonked me on the head cause I think that girl just hypnotized me with that sexy smile lets enjoy some foosball and beer bong. Yyyyyeah!

Zacky: HAHA so true yo, I don't understand but damn you make a good point.

Goon: Its goonition, you fell for it.

by Goondued November 5, 2011

Goonito

A fucking savage dosent give a fuck of ppl feeling and he gets played to do stuff

I just broke up with goonito and he dosent even care 😢

by Goonito April 21, 2019

Goonito

Hes a fucking savage that dosent care about creasing his black af1s and dosent care about people's failings be gets paid to do whatever

Ay goonito let's jump that nigga for fun

Me and goonito just broke up and it seems like he dosent even care

by Goonito April 21, 2019

gooning and bating

Pulling the padge fiercly at the gig

Twirlina: Gurl where’s ms thing?
Samantha: gooning and bating, Gurl, gooning and bating

by Squirtgirl_69 September 4, 2023

goonigan

(n.) A combination of a goon and a hooligan

"This place is full of goonigans"

by Tea Is On December 13, 2009

Goonism

The religion of doing hood ass goon shit. Usually kinda illegal things.

Adherents to the religion are broke as shit and generally live on that rice n beans diet.

Church service is walking around town because you’re broke and have nothing to do. If you adhere to this religion, you probably spend any left over money on juice, weed, graffiti supplies and or things for your skateboard.

“Dude why didn’t Chris text me back”

“Idk man he’s probably out skating, getting drunk, eating tendies, you know, goonism shit.”

by Helicopter Kid December 17, 2018