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A Glorified Asshole is someone who is narcissistic, and a down right jerk. A Glorified Asshole usually doesn't know that they are being a Glorified Asshole.
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by Anonymous November 18, 2003
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by Ben Zimm August 31, 2006
Get the glorified nut rub mug.A loose doctor who writes prescriptions for whatever you want with no qualms. Also see "quack."
I heard this first on the Bill Maher show. It was in reference to Anna Nicole Smith's doctor.
I heard this first on the Bill Maher show. It was in reference to Anna Nicole Smith's doctor.
Did you hear about the cocktail of prescription meds they found in Anna Nicole Smith?
Yeah, no wonder she was always so spun.
Her doctor was just a glorified bartender.
Yeah, no wonder she was always so spun.
Her doctor was just a glorified bartender.
by Jared Prox May 8, 2007
Get the glorified bartender mug.Glorified game managers are slightly above game manager quarterbacks with elite talent at receiver and running back while possibly also having and elite oline around them so therefore put up pretty good to elite stats. Some examples of glorified game manager quarterbacks are Jimmy goroppolo, Ryan Tannehill, Dak Prescott, and Kirk Cousins
“Tom Brady isn’t that good. 2019 proved he’s a glorified game manager at best and can’t carry a team on his back.”
“Dak Prescott isn’t good man. He’s a box score stat padder when he’s losing by 3+ scores in the 2nd half. He also had cooper Gallup ceedee zeke and his oline is elite when healthy.”
“Dak Prescott isn’t good man. He’s a box score stat padder when he’s losing by 3+ scores in the 2nd half. He also had cooper Gallup ceedee zeke and his oline is elite when healthy.”
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