Gooner

A male who watches porn all day long while masturbating
People who might be gooners: EquinoX, JVZ, ! Hyperscale_, Swagkisser, Mrow, cnnr, Squik, Wintrius, bowsers sourpuss bread enjoyer (DEFINETLY A GOONER), Tasque, What was he cooking?, And 200 Others
People who are not gooners: Chriz

Person 1:i gooned too hard.. lost the record..
Person 2: gooner (funny discord gif)

by chrizwiththerizz September 3, 2023

the goonery

1. The pushing and shoving that occurs during a hockey game after the whistle is blown

2. Life's absurdities; silly ridiculous moments

A. Did you see the barrage of punches thrown and dirty words exchanged throughout tonight's game!? The goonery.

B. The man was late to work so he began recklessly speeding along the shoulder of the highway to make up for lost time. The Goonery.

by aw847 May 8, 2016

The Gronewald

When the guy shaves his ass so the girl can eat him out.

She wouldn't have sex with me so instead i made her give me the gronewald.

by dragonhunter69 May 1, 2021

gooned

to be run over by a car

Jim: Woah dude don't cross the street yet you don't want to get gooned
David: Yeah, you're right, I'd rather not get gooned

by TheRevealer June 9, 2010

Goonerism

An Arsenal fan talking a load of shite.

One in ten Arsenal fans talks as much shite as the other nine is considered to be a true Goonerism.

by Goonbater August 1, 2020

gooners

Any group or number of douche-bags that are college drop-out losers.

Hey! Did you see those gooners act like they were cool? Hey it was really cool when they dropped out of community college.

by Liam Thomas May 18, 2007

goonett

A ride or die bitch that's down for whatever. female version of a hustler. see(goon)for male version.

Me and my girls are gonna be on goonett status tonight.

by RazzRed May 1, 2009