gooner

someone who is chronically goon

Hey gooner, we're over here. And relax with the doritos

by broooo February 29, 2012

gooner

A glory hunting pussbag who has very little knowledge of
football

Gaz is a Gooner!!!!!!

by jigster October 28, 2006

gooner

n. Offensive Slang.
Used as a disparaging term for a person of East Asian birth or descent (possibly only Viet Cong) by US soldiers during the Vietnam War.

see also:
gook
slant-eye
zipperhead

From a description of a radio transmission recorded during the Vietnam War:
"This mission is a troop insert into an area about two miles west of LZ Baldy. Turned out to be a base camp. As you can tell on the tape, gooners with packs and rifles were skying in all directions when the 46's landed on top of 'em."

by pablo_m123 July 28, 2005

gooner

A girl or guy that is has slept with so many people they are incapable of remembering what the name of the last person with was.

Name for a girl who has fucked more people then she can count on her fingers and toes.

Also a nick-name for a prostitute in 17th century England.

"Hey Johny what was the name of that chick you banged last night?"
"Um, dude I think it was like Tonya or Sonya...no it was Lana... oh shit dude I can't remember."
"John you are such a fucking gooner!"
or
"Layla is such a gooner!"
or
"Any of you chaps up for a round with a gooner tonight?"

by BloodxxofxxthexxPhoenix November 05, 2007

gooner

the state of being more "goon" or "G acting" than another person place or thing.

jill is gooner than brian.

by football junkie June 07, 2009

gooner

When TommyInnit asks people to be a Jerry goon. They are not 'zoomers' or ' boomers' but 'GOONERS'. They are TommyInnit's slaves and enjoy being there slaves!! He is a good slave owner. jk

"Come on gooners to the island. Stare at the victim " - TommyInnit

by SpuddySpuddy November 08, 2019

GOONer

A goon but more goonish.

You heard about that GOONer.

by DaMightyNose June 02, 2022