Groupies who seek the company of male standup comedians. True to form, they are usually fairly goofy looking.
I haven't been laid since I started doing standup comedy,aside from a few random goofies. I gotta learn how to play guitar!
by Dezrespect May 12, 2007
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by SouthernSlang August 4, 2009
Get the goodies mug.It means that when a couple agree with the same things and like the exact same things and hate the exact same things.
Male : heyy baby i like eating spicy pasta in this rainy weather.
Female : under the warm covers and watching a boring movie.
Male: EXACTLY
Female : GOALIES ♥️💕♥️💕♥️❤️
Female : under the warm covers and watching a boring movie.
Male: EXACTLY
Female : GOALIES ♥️💕♥️💕♥️❤️
by Daddy's demo April 2, 2020
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by JohnGLenny October 26, 2020
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"Man, you know how it is, I was beating goonies all night!"
"Man, you know how it is, I was beating goonies all night!"
by CramorantJaMorant October 10, 2022
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