Goochy bag

a goochy bag is a bag like thing that you apply over the gooch, men do this to prevent rashes, burns, etc.
dad: hey, timmy! did you put your goochy bag on today?

timmy: yes dad! i made sure i did

dad:good we dont want to run you too the hospital
by Bayjayman February 27, 2008
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Goochi Balls

The combined area of the gooch and testicles commonly used when describing the pain from a big wet shit.
Brett Hart "dude ooooooooooh my god, I just took the biggest shit and my goochi balls are on fire."
by Paul Walker Flocker Flame January 03, 2012
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Goochy Goo

The residue found on a sweaty or otherwise sticky taint
Rudy's been running all day, I bet he's got some goochy goo down under.
by Reef.BlastBody June 30, 2017
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goochie-goo

When you and your partner have sex on the beach and the cum/sand mixture gets all over your gooch.
Guy 1: I was having sex on the beach and it was great until she gave me goochie-goo.

Guy 2: Oh gross!
by KKLCCPM September 16, 2015
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Meowsta goochie hiesta

Meowsta goochie hiesta is a common slang used by Frankie grande as he dances in a bikini on a winter day
“Hey did you hear Frankie run around in the snow the other day?”

“Omg yes! He would not stop saying meowsta goochie hiesta!”
by Meowsta goochie hiesta April 09, 2021
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