gonch

A disease or infection of unknown origin, usually sexually transmitted

Ah man, looks like I've got the gonch

What Happened to that girl?
Shes got the gonch

by Seitanic March 13, 2010

Goonsch

A walking, talking puzzle, also known as a riddler or an extremely annoying question making machine. Also another term for shitting your pants and custom striping your underwear. A Gooonsch can be known to make you puke from time to time with its ungodly aroma of shit smells.

Did the baby just shit it's diaper? No, it was Goonsch.

by Tooflyforawhiteguy August 15, 2014

gonochipaherpalaids

The rare combination of gonorrhea chipalis herpes and AIDs all in one...otherwise known as SAIDs (super AIDs). This is usually caried by monkeys, or people who have sex with monkeys and then return it back to their native land to spread. Monkey, however, are immune to the disease seeing that they have been living with it for many years, but humans are not so keen to this disease. BEWARE: if you or anyone that you know has recieved gonachipaherpalaids please imediately do something amazing with your life seeing that you are to die very soon. (i.e. go run naked at a NFL game).

"Man I went to Africa and saw some monkeys...there were no women so i said, 'what the hell,' and i tapped that..big regret though, i received gonochipaherpalaids, i'm gonna die in 3 months...i Fxckd up lol!!!11!one!!1 WTF was i thinking? IDK. ahh fxck ittyl pce out..." WADAFXUP?

by sonicfast June 2, 2007

Gongchan

A Korean male singer in the band B1A4. He's taken and he's married to Kim Kyu. He loves her very much. They are the cutest couple in all Korea. His personality is childish and choding. Don't get yourself fooled by Jinchan. The only real OTP is Kyuchan.

Josh: Have you seen Kyu?
Elena: Oh! She's been around Gongchan lately.
Cara: Gongchan and Kyu are the best OTP ever! Kyuchan!
Kelly: Wow~ I'm so jealous of their cute relationship!
Minjun: Wow! Kyuchan forever!

by Kyuzilla July 22, 2012

Godschalk

the last name of most assholes who you are secretly dating. Now the human being likes for you to expose yourself emotionally while they keep several secrets. They may even trick you into telling a secret becuase they are bad people. They also normally tend to be terrible kissers

**a guy and girl are making out in the backseat of the guy's car when suddenly the guy stops**
Guy:sorry but what is your last name?
Girl: Godschalk, why?
Guy: That explains it all!!!!!

by LunaLovely May 8, 2008

Godschalk

the last name of most assholes who you are secretly dating. Now the human being likes for you to expose yourself emotionally while they keep several secrets. They may even trick you into telling a secret becuase they are bad people. They also normally tend to be terrible kissers. They also love to blame others for things that are inevitable

**a guy and girl are making out in the backseat of the guy's car when suddenly the guy stops**
Guy:sorry but what is your last name?
Girl: Godschalk, why?
Guy: That explains it all!!!!!

by LunaLovely May 12, 2008

Gonshow

In sports it is a very bad team.

Dude that team we just played was a Gonshow

by Vindawg December 6, 2006