To edit someone's profile on a website or forum in a humorous or derogatory fashion after they have left it logged in on a public computer.
Unlike hacking, gonking is done to someone who carelessly leaves their account logged in, and is usually done as a prank.
A gonk'd profile's password is not changed.
past tense: gonk'd
Unlike hacking, gonking is done to someone who carelessly leaves their account logged in, and is usually done as a prank.
A gonk'd profile's password is not changed.
past tense: gonk'd
by Dom Price October 20, 2006
Sperm, Spooge, or Jizz.
Origin from the incorrect usage of Rob Gronkowski's nickname 'Gronk' by Boston mayor Thomas Menino.
Origin from the incorrect usage of Rob Gronkowski's nickname 'Gronk' by Boston mayor Thomas Menino.
by Donttrynflarge September 7, 2013
by Frankoceanisangonk_jk July 11, 2022
Gonk: Hey man, I personally think Arasaka taking over Pacifica is a good idea and will bring progress to NC and lower crime rates?
Guy with brain: Man, you're a gonk.
Guy with brain: Man, you're a gonk.
by ShoshAhSheli December 29, 2021
A Gonk Is Something You Call Someone When They Have Made A Simple Mistake But Need To Be Notified Of Their Wrongness And Bullied To A Great Extent! A Foolish Person Who Is Compleatly Gullable And Falls For Tricks Every Time! See boob
by Muteress and Mutelator February 22, 2005
by Gerry Mckenna May 23, 2007
Listening to music and playing an imaginary musical instrument, guitar, drums, saxophone etc. in an over enthusiastic manor at an imaginary live gig.
by Fluffy Titch November 25, 2017