golden retriever boyfriend

A boyfriend capable of licking his own genitals

My golden retriever boyfriend does not need me to go down on him anymore.

by Hoemalone2 December 25, 2023

Golden retriever

1. Type of dog, usually a bit wild but wholesome, a bit dumb, but nice

2. Someone who has the personality of a golden retriever, as stated above what that is

Friend 1: "Wow Brandon is so chaotic and nice"
Friend 2: "Yeah, he is such a Golden retriever"

by Games_Much February 6, 2023

Golden Retriever

A fat ass

"I was staring at this jogger's Golden Retriever and she called me a pig." - Tim

by "I AM THE ONE WHO POOKS!" July 12, 2018

Golden Retriever

Someone who is typically called Luc. Not only do they have a personality of a golden retriever but also pees like one.

And shits.

In BUSHES

Luc: "I really needed to pee should I just golden retriever it?"

by C<3L4EVA January 18, 2023

Golden Retriever

A partner who knows how to not further damage you.

"I don't need a therapist, I'm dating a golden retriever."1

by Veebop December 6, 2022

Golden Retriever Greeting

When you give someone a rim job upon meeting them for the first time and have them tell you about their day while eating their ass.

Upon Gary meeting Susan, he asked if he could give her the golden retriever greeting.

by Sluts4SkyDaddy March 2, 2022

Golden Retriever Boy

A soft boy who commonly has blonde hair and is one with being outside, but also, will hop onto Fortnite or Lethal Company with you. He is more of an optimistic type of person, yet he will be straight too the point when need be because he cares about you. Gentle yet playful! He may be a tad bit unaware, and disconnect sometimes though that's just him.

"Oh, well. Wanna walk the trails after school? We have a tad bit too yap about." Me

"Yea, i'm free too. What do you mean we have a bit too talk about?" The Golden Retriever Boy

"You literally just pin- y'know what, we just have a bit too talk about." Me

by yourfavoritebitch February 5, 2024