Geosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to rocks, perhaps they get their rocks off to rocks

James: I heard Joey is a geosexual

Tom: He said geodes where his favorite

by Ihatemyfriends April 30, 2020

Geosexual

Geosexual, is an emerging term for people that feel confined by the labels of sexual orientation provided to us by contemporary society. Geosexuals generally define themselves by the causes they champion or the personal passions they pursue, than defining themselves by their sexual orientation of the moment. While the term is generally used among environmentalists, nature lovers and those that enjoy outdoor adventure, the term is being adopted by other groups as well. Geosexuals generally believe that all humans have the capacity to appreciate the physical beauty of both sexes, even if they themselves don't act on those feelings. Geosexuals can run the spectrum from a heterosexual man or woman that finds it to uncool to be labeled straight, that might find comradery with their Gay or Lesbian friends to a Gay man or Lesbian that enjoys the comradery of heterosexuals and their culture. Multicultural by nature, Geosexuals often enjoy being a part of both the straight and gay communities or a more global community.

John does not like the term, geosexual, because his hates any label, but is constantly called one.

by Futuro November 2, 2011

Gromosexual

The "gross" homosexuals - the tall anorexic gay guys with bleached blonde hair and no style, the stout, butch lesbians who look (and smell) like truck-drivers.

"ew, wow, that guy is flamier than napalm"

"the emaciated boy-band look is SO 90s. total gromosexual."

by BurberryMistress April 30, 2009

Gnomosexual

A garden or yard gnome of the homosexual persuasion.

Bryan The Gnome is an avid gnomosexual.

by TheGnomeArmy.com October 23, 2007

Gynosexual

A person who does not identify as a gender (non-binary/agender) who is sexually attracted to women

I think they are Gynosexual.

by TheNonBinaryBitch May 10, 2018

gnomosexual

Sexually attracted to highly intelligent persons and/or interpreters of the same or opposite gender.

Derp 1: Why's Bob all over Janice? All she does after interpreting at CERN conferences is go home and play Scrabble online.
Derp 2: He must be a gnomosexual. He's been looking up local linguistics seminars to take her out to.
Derp 1: There's this video place down the street, they have all kinds of tongue on those Blu-Rays in the back room.

by Neology PhD August 26, 2013

Godsexual

A person who love the God so much.

Sabina: Hey! Look, there's Anna...
Greg: Damn she's godsexual and She was my exgirlfriend..

Sabina: Yeah, she loves god more than you.

by Ceo_of_stranger_things June 6, 2021