Gapingassitus

Chronic condition in which one's anus is miraculously opened to enormous sizes at any given moment.

Sometimes I wake up in the morning with half of my bed up my ass, I think my cat Mittens was swallowed as well. Then I knew I had Gapingassitus. It was time to call Uncle Brian.

by ChronicPineapple February 17, 2014

Gaping loose butthole

Slang for your favorite soda.

Pack your stuff and bring your choice of gaping loose butthole.

by Pooguyman February 10, 2019

Gaping Dragon

A particularly large fanny that has been stretched out due to decades of shagging

"Apparently Alex was gonna shag Molly but the sluts gaping dragon was so large that he couldn't feel the walls, poor fucker was thrusting the air."

by lanky twat the 2nd December 22, 2019

Mountain Goating

When girls get drunk and try to get to the highest surface closest to them in the bar, club, house party, or outdoors.

Yeah Ashlee took her fourth shot and then Drake come on in the bar and she started Mountain Goating onto the table

by MoutainGoatOG November 5, 2018

Clown Gaping

The act of rimming a girl who's having her period.

Dude, what's with the red nose? Working at a circus now?

No, I just got back from clown gaping your sister.

by Pieteman January 14, 2014

gaping hole

Someone's asshole which is certainly large, enormous like the colossal titan from attack on titan. A whore.

Damn, I hit Ashleigh last night, her anus was one big gaping hole.

by animerocks69 April 8, 2017

gaping anus

When an anus lets loose such a shit, that it stretches the hole past is physical limit, causing it to then gape.

" Wow, what took you so long in the bathroom?? you must have a gaping anus by now!!?

by Krahnic September 18, 2010