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The Gogurt

While having anal sex you cum inside of the other person's ass and pull out quickly giving them a pink sock. When the asshole is inverted you quickly pinch it and squeeze out the cum, reminding you of your favorite childhood snack "Gogurt".
As i used "The Gogurt" on my girlfriend I instantly had the urge to run to the grocery store and purchase a box of Gogurt.
by Anal Entertainment November 28, 2010
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Gogurt

is a product produced by bacterial fermentation of copius amounts of seminal fluids. Fermentation of the citric acid, free amino acids, fructose, potassium, and zinc which acts on the protein to give gogurt its texture and its characteristic tang.
Another great treat is the ever so popular "gogurt tubes". Freeze em and give em to the kids!
by Shepdogg1973 June 17, 2009
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Gogurt tubing

The act of removing the remaining semen from one's urethra post masterbation; by squeezing upward from the base of the penis
Gogurt tubing is an excellent way to prevent a split stream during urination.
by dustinsmith36@yahoo.com June 28, 2016
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Gogurting

When your girl grabs the condom and squeezes cum back in
Wow she was gogurting my condom on the beach
by Gogurt October 1, 2018
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GoGurt

is an American brand of low-fat yogurt for children. It is squeezed out of a tube directly into the mouth, instead of being eaten with a spoon.
hey Betty give me that GoGurt
by spoliarium2k20 January 25, 2020
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Cannibal Gogurt

Dude 1: Hey I gave this hot chick some cannibal gogurt last night.
Dude 2: duuuuude nice
by Whattheduckisupkyle August 5, 2020
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Gogurt Smash

after beating the brakes off a chick, one thrusts their fist into the stomach of the woman to force the exit of the salty, creamy beige deposit that was just left after intense intercourse.
Barbara Shagnasty lied to me about being on birth control, so I performed the gogurt smash on her ass.

When in doubt, gogurt smash that shit out.
by awesomesuperballs June 24, 2014
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