by Lil Lou July 19, 2005
noun-The cheesy matter around a dog's penis that gnat can't seem to resist. noun- A person who is a complete dumbass.
Why did you stick your hand in the garbage disposal when it was on you stupid gnat cheese? That pit-bull has loads of gnat cheese.
by J Lee January 27, 2006
When a female goes without washing her crotch for a period of time and a white, smelly substance begins to form between the folds of her cooter. This substance, after extremely long periods of time, begins to attract gnats to said area.
by purplepeopleeater August 18, 2007
An annoying girl or groupie who is constanly "buzzing arounnd" band members. Similar to those little gnats that buzz around the genitals of dogs.
by JC95 August 4, 2008
Microscopic unit of measurement that is a fraction of a knats cock and a gnat's ass. Most often used to describe a precision that is much finer than is actually required.
Damnit, Paul! We need to drill that hole within a gnat's pube of the mark or the whole project will go tits up.
by UrbanRuss May 15, 2008
by guess January 13, 2005
Gnat bread is the matter that forms in the corner of your eyes, especially during sleep. If you go outside with said matter still in your eye and there are gnats around, they will swarm to your eyes and feast on the matter. AKA: Gnat Bread
First thing in the morning....
Child: Whats for breakfast?
Dad: Your mama is making grits and eggs.
Child: I want cheese in my grits.
Dad: Okay. You got some gnat bread in your eye.
Child rubs eyes and removes all traces of gnat bread.
Child: Whats for breakfast?
Dad: Your mama is making grits and eggs.
Child: I want cheese in my grits.
Dad: Okay. You got some gnat bread in your eye.
Child rubs eyes and removes all traces of gnat bread.
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020