glazed eyes

When you eyes don't appear to be focused on anything, but rather staring into oblivion. Can be further emphasized if the person has been staring in the same direction long enough that moisture has built up on the eye, causing a slightly more glassy effect.

I was telling him about the new TPS reports this morning, but I feel like he wasn't even listening to me. He had glazed eyes and he didn't appear to be focused on my interesting dialog on TPS reports.

by Bluepanda January 31, 2008

Gorilla Glue

A popular strain of marijuana. Effects usually included face and other body parts going numb.

Johnny: Bro whats going on with Billy's face?
Rick: Yea Billy was smoking on that Gorilla Glue. Shit makes your face go numb.

by abcAdder May 10, 2018

Glue Booger

The residue left behind on a gift card after it is pulled off its display card.

I had to pull the glue booger off the Walmart gift card my Uncle Floyd gave me before I put it in my wallet.

by DrVibes December 28, 2009

glouze

verb; To transcend traditional conversation, and reach higher levels of communal thought. When glouzing, one rarely talks about actual people, places, or things. Most glouze sessions revolve around hypothetical situations and ideas. The use of drugs or alcohol is not necessary to glouze, but it does help a little. Most people that glouze don't realize they are glouzing, unless it's an intentional glouze. Much like improvisational acting, the key to glouzing is to keep the train going. Ideas need to bounce back and forth between people, creating the energy to keep conversation fluid and constant. No topic of conversation is denied passage. If an anti-glouzing agent, (like a cell phone, or a bro) is introduced, it must be removed completely. When you encounter people in full glouze mode, it's best to pull up a chair and listen for a few minutes before joining in. If you are not interested in glouzing, and would rather gossip or talk about your new work-out regimen, do not enter at all. The benefits of glouzing include: mind expansion, stronger relationships, heightened creativity, and good memories. The only side effect of glouzing is that normal conversation will seem much more boring and pointless in comparison.

I've got two beers in me, a few friends with me, a great sunset in front of me, and now I'm ready to glouze the night away.

by Cynthesizer May 14, 2013

Glazed Peach

A glistening, wet pussy aka a Peach. One that's moist from sexual stimulation.

I got home tonight and found my girl in bed with a glazed peach.

by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2016

Glaze and Shame

An act whereby a male ejaculates on a girl in a visible place, usually the face, and forces her to appear in public with some or all of the jizz still visible.

Allegedly Federline did this to Britney Spears in the fall of 2005. There are actually images online of the Spears shaming.

I was so pissed at her, I made her do a glaze and shame. When she showed up at work, her friend Lindsey was the first to notice she had a little something extra on her face.

by Mikey Likesit June 17, 2006

Ass Glue

When semen dries in the crack of an ass and the cheeks get stuck together as a result.

Steve had such a hairy ass that when his gay lover came on his ass his butt cheeks were stuck together as the semen dried. They had to use a pair of scissors to cut out the Ass Glue.

by jizzmaster 3000 September 30, 2012