glassing

Violent attack in the UK that happens typically in bars or clubs bathrooms. It involves smashing a drinking glass or beverage bottle against someone's face and then pushing it into their face. It's very common in the UK with 80,000 instances happening every year.

Mother was glassed in the face by a stranger in the club's bathroom while she was reapplying make-up, she didn't see it coming.
That guy was permanently blinded by a glassing attack in a bar when he was in the bathroom.

by jamesdodo August 14, 2024

Glassing

Putting your penis in someone’s ear immediately after jizzing to give them a “wet Willy”

Barrett: “Yo bro I had two dudes glassing me last night

Ayden: “That’s sick dawg

by ABjohnsonfarts May 6, 2024

Glassing

Putting your penis in someone’s ear immediately after ejaculating to give them a “wet Willy”

John: Yo me and the gang were glassing Ayden yesterday

Joe: Yo that’s sick gang

by ABjohnsonfarts May 6, 2024

Glassing

Putting your Johnson in someone’s ear immediately after ejaculating to give them a “wet Willy”

John: Yo I just got done with some intense glassing

Tim: That’s awesome bro

by ABjohnsonfarts May 6, 2024

Venus Glassing

An instance where a wifely figure is blamed for releasing fog-demons in an elevator. Also appropriate-and more well known-for the sounds emitted from the bathroom in the morning. I.e fogged mirrors from fog-demons.

'Honey...were those barking spiders or were you venus glassing again?'

*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'

by A Minnesotan November 20, 2018

Highest grossing R-rated film of all time

Who wrote it and what's it called?

Hym "Bwahahahahahahahaha! You see how much the Jew thing bothers him? Don't be a reply-guy Ben. It's pathetic and contemptible. He jumped right on it too. He reads me every day. Wave everybody. 👋 If you're ever sitting at home wondering what failed writers do in their free time it's 'read the work of much better writers'. Well, 1 writer to be exact. The writer of the 'Highest grossing R-rated film of all time' That's how you know it's God's will. The retard in a cult analogy fits here too! Uh oh! Is it too easy for the retard in the sex cult to succeed where you failed? Did Todd do it because I'm better than you at an existential level and I deserve it more? Or is muh brains just so big and appealing that he couldn't resist that sweet, sweet meat? Did I work harder? No... No. That can't be it.... It's gotta be one of those. It's just hilarious. Because it could have done decently. It could have been bad. But it was THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. Way to not be a stereotypical bunch of greedy, deceitful, thieving Jews guys! Look at how stupid your entire race looks now because of you! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023