glory hunter

1. Someone who supports the most successful clubs at the time
2. Has little knowledge of the club's true history, and has never been to a game
3. Overuses phrases and mottoes (ie: YNWA)
4. Right now, they are Manchester united, Barcelona, and AC Milan fans who mainly live in the US.
5. Someone who will switch from one team to the next once they start losing
6. Someone who gets deeply involved in petty internet fights (ronaldo vs. messi, soccer vs football, etc.)
7. Someone who tries to justify when their team did not do well, even though they probably haven't even heard of them at the time (ie: Franco helped Real Madrid)
8. Gloaters
9. Most of them support every single team who's top in the table of their respective leagues at once

Barcelona fans who rant about how much messi is better than ronaldo (BOTH AMAZING PLAYERS), not need to get all fired up. Most americans support Barcelona, as well as AC milan and manchester united....glory hunters just want to gloat

by confessedrealmadridfan April 6, 2011

Glory Whore

1. One who never lets it be forgotten who did all the work to get something done.

2. Someone so starved for attention they will go as far as stealing all the credit only having done some or none of the work.

1. Jan: "We put the baby's toy together today"
Beth: (clearing her throat) "Uh...we?"
Jan: "Sorry...your sister put it together"
Pappy D: "Glory Whore!"

2. Pappy D coined this phrase, but I am submitting it because I am a total Glory Whore!

by dirtygirl05 January 12, 2011

gorpy

Overly thick and gooey, specifically when used to describe something that can be spread, like icing, frosting, peanut-butter and jelly, cream.

The icing on the cake was really gorpy. There was more icing than cake.
The surface of that oil painting looks really gorpy. The paint is dripping off of it.

by willazvi August 22, 2009

glory days

Days we remember as better and more fulfilling than today. Glory days are often associated with popularity and successful party throwing.

Remember our Pop Culture Spelling Bee? Those were the glory days.

by Lily and Kaylene January 27, 2008

morning glory

To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.

Loose the morning glory before you put somebody's eye out

by oxmix October 21, 2003

Glory hole attendant

A person who works in a toilet/bathroom at a nightclub offering assistance to bathroom users. Their main job of a night is to offer a range of aftershaves and perfume, also assisting in washing of hands and shoes. In certain bathrooms there will be a glory hole connecting two cubicles for the use in the assistance of a certain sexual act. When reasons two parties do not want to know who preformed/rreceived the sexual act.

It is the Glory Hole Attendant's job to assist the users and maintaine and clean the hole.

"Hey, did you hear? There's jobs going in wetherspoons for a Glory Hole Attendant.

by Righty Tossbag June 20, 2015

Glory Hoe

1. The designated bar hoe.

?? - "Did you hear about Tommy?"

?? - "No."

?? - "He went home with the glory hoe last nite."

2. A whore that commits sexual acts for the greater good of America.

"If Dennis Rodman had sex with Kim Jong-Un to avoid World War Three, he would be a total Glory Hoe."

3. George Washington's gardening hoe.

"Tom, if you eat vegetables tilled by George Washington's Glory Hoe you will live for eternity."

lol examples nigga Glory Hoe

Created by: Sean Mason Daniel Hillman Jason Schlack

by The one and onlyAngriestBeaver April 9, 2013