glooking

Stretching the tip of your penis long ways, in order to make it shaped like a hammer.

"Dude I've been glooking recently"
"What the fuck is glooking"
"My tip looks like a hammer"
"You need help"

by leprosoticballs August 15, 2024

Gooping

Gooping is when semen is dripping out of the tip of your penis

or sometimes very rarely when you experience a high amount of pleaser and not only semen is dripping out of your pee hole but every other hole in your body while eating.

Dude dont disturb me im gooping

by Smortclub December 29, 2023

Gloofing

To rub the tip of the Penis on the Gooch.

Bro: "All of a sudden, me and my friend started Gloofing bro."
Bro 2: "That's crazy bro."

by cloudus January 4, 2024

glopping

Pouring cement into your asshole and trying to take a shit, thus creating a force that will blow your cheeks apart; an unmovable object vs an unstoppable force.

Jeff: "Last week I was out of school cause I was glopping so hard I had to be sent to the hospital"

Kevin: "What the fuck"

by lazality January 6, 2024

Glorping

The act of period blood coming out of a woman’s vagina.

Guy 1: “Why are you making that face?”

Woman 1: “Sorry I felt my pussy start Glorping.”

by Pipedbag February 24, 2024

Glooming

when me and my boys have a group goon and edge session and whoever ends their edging streak first much give a blowy blowy to the nearest lad in the group for as long as possible. 🤫

"Chris just lost in out "Glooming" session and have to give jack the sloppiest toppiest blowey blowey of all time."

by wombattington February 26, 2024

glorping

1. When you're gagging but you still want to put it in your mouth
2. The onomatopoeia of meat being thrusted in one's throat, not to be confused with a "gulp" *glorp* *glorp* glorp*

I ate a $200 steak and got too excited. I ended up glorping it down
Jack starting glorping in the middle of the glizzy gulping games

by alexhasleftthechat March 15, 2024