The Lord himself. Maker of the eternal and instant classic of instrumentation entitled 'A Dark Road,' which enlightens the listener to the meaning of life instantly. When heard for the first time, progressive
rock legends David Gilmour and Jimmy Page immediately collapsed and knew their work was done, and the song was the reason for the death of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. If it couldn't get any
better, the legend himself released a 1 hour EP called Gideon Gilmore, which featured masterpieces such as "
Metal Madness" and "A Mental Descent" which instantly became recognized as the
peak of
human achievement and instrumental composition. Music teachers from all around the world preached to their pupils about how unbelievably
good the Gideon Gilmore EP was and how masterfully Gideon played all the instruments.
Person
1: "Man, did you hear that new Gideon Gilmore?"
Person 2: "I know, it was so
good but I can't
even explain why..."