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guitar rage 

1. When someone tries to touch a guitarist's guitar without permission and they go into a state of extreme rage and try to murder you. This is commonly followed up with the petting of the guitar and singing of lullabies to it.

2. When you insult someone's guitar playing and they go ape on you.

3. When a wielder is rocking out intensely and receives wounds from his playing but keeps rocking out anyways.

4. When you insult a wielder's actual guitar and they try to kill you.
1. Dude, I tried to touch John's guitar and he had a total fit of guitar rage! I barely survived.

2. Do not anger the guitar rage monkey in me!!!! Beware!

3. Did you see John's guitar rage tonight? His fingers were bleeding and he bashed his head open with his headstock, but he kept playing!

4. I called John on his icky guitar and he had a fit of guitar rage. That's what the cast is for.
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Bhagavad Gita 

The Poetry by God, who descended on Earth when there was trouble. Essentially, a book describing how a soul can elevate to the Path of Krsna(/Krishna/Christ/God/Allah) Consciousness. Also called the "Hindu Bible."
A: I was just reading the Bhagavad Gita. In chapter 4, the 7th verse is thus:
Yadaa Yadaa He Dharmasya
Glaanir Bhavati Bhaarata
Abhyutthaanam Adharmasya
Tadaatmaanam Srijaamyaham

Can you explain me what that means?

B: It tells you what God said unto Arjuna. He (God) said,
"Whenever and wherever there is a decline in religious practices, O descendant of Bharata, and a predominant rise of irreligion -- at that time I descend Myself."
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getting the guitar 

Refers to making out or going into a makeout session
This saying originates from the many couples that go into a private room or a private area during a party or social gathering, have their makeout session, and when asked where they were, say they were busy "getting the guitar" So the 2 have been linked together into one phrase
James: Hey man, totally got the guitar with Jessica yesterday!
Friend: sweet!

Tyrel: I hooked up with this new girl, am totally getting the guitar with her on the first date!
Friend: damn you move fast !

Billy: I really like this girl I think she's the one
Friend: Don't act too thirsty, or she won't give you the guitar!
getting the guitar by PlayBoy101 October 20, 2013
You want to suck on someone’s balls
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glita by Glita June 9, 2021

guitar hero tripping 

The distortion of ones vision due to watching the constant scrolling of the guitar hero screen for an extended period of time. Object generally appear to be stretching upward or swirling in a circular pattern.
Yo i just played Psycho Billy Freakout on hard and now im guitar hero tripping my balls off.

Guitar Hero High 

When playing to much guitar hero and you seem to notice the tv getting stretched out and the walls moving uncontrollably.
Man I had such a Guitar Hero High last night.

Freebird gives me such a guitar hero high, I couldn't even stand up afterwards.
Guitar Hero High by Sean-Bon November 18, 2007

guitar hero syndrome 

The technical term for a widespread condtiton resulting from playing Guitar Hero for too long. Symptoms include believing one is seeing furniture and TV screens grow, which results from the constant up and down motion one's eyes make when following notes on the screen. Less scientifically known as Guitar Hero tripping.
"Woah, dude, it looks like that bookcase over there is growing..."
"No, man, you've just got a serious case of Guitar Hero Syndrome. Why don't you stop playing that damn thing and go get some sunlight."
guitar hero syndrome by Torby December 26, 2008