crystal geyser

Shoving a water bottle, preferably crystal geyser, in a vagina and pouring the liquids out. Emptying the contents, squeezing the water out of them vagina.

*Caution: sparkling water hurts*

"Mary's pussy is so wet, I bet she crystal geysers"

by Baddabingo boy December 12, 2016

Human Geyser

When you insert a string of anal beads made of mentos into your ass and then butt chug a bottle of Diet Coke.

Allison asked if she could human geyser me this weekend but I’m afraid the soda is going to cause my skin to break out

by EatAssNotAnimals October 11, 2017

spicy geyser

When you stick hot sauce packets into your girl's asshole and proceed to slap her cheeks together.

SpitDaddy38: I made a mess when I did a spicy geyser on my gf last night.

by Mr. Bonito June 30, 2019

Budweiser geyser

you or your partner grab a beer bottle(longneck) and inserts it into the anus and pours it in the rectum, holds it in for 30 seconds and afterwards unleashing a geyser on the partners face. You have the option of opening your mouth.

The bachelor party was awesome, it ended with a Budweiser geyser. It was like having beer with pulp!

by chema putz July 2, 2011

Chocolate geyser

When you feed your partner laxatives and you piledrive their ass until the diarrhoea explodes out.

Side note: for best results, feed your partner indian or mexican food.

Bro i just took my girlfriend out to taco bell and we're gonna have a chocolate geyser for dessert later.

by Bruhuhuhu November 3, 2017

The Russian Tennis Geyser

While shoving 4-5 vodka soaked tennis balls up her twat. The Russian Tennis Geyser is performed when the woman in question increases pressure in her snatch by preparing to queef, then letting it all explode out at once. There are only 5 known casualties that were sacrificed in the making of this technique. This is generally very dangerous and should not be attempted unless you are a professional whore.

"that popcorn poped so loud we thought you were doing the russian tennis geyser."

by puebner May 24, 2014

Michigan Geyser

the act of putting mentos down somebody's asshole and then pouring diet coke down the asshole. Then a chemical reaction occurs causing a stream of fizz to explode out like a geyser.

Tyler: Dude i just totally gave Amanda a Michigan Geyser last night.
Blake: I've done worse to animals.

by WHITBY20 January 9, 2011