shirkin' the gerkin

Literally, masterbation (male). As in penis = gerkin pickle. Figuratively, not doing anything constructive. Wasting time, either by your own volition, or by another's. Spending time doing something unworthwhile, or incorrectly.

"You were supposed to be working on the new project, but nothing has been done! What have you been doing the last three hours?"

"Shirkin' my gerkin."

or


"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"

by the Pope March 17, 2005

Gerking

The act of massaging oneselves penis.(masturbation)

Josh loves gerking his small cock while whaching pornography.

by coreyb March 23, 2005

Geripino

pronunciation: JUR-IH-PEE-NO

noun: of German and Filipino descent.

adjective: of or relating to the combination of anything in relation to Germans and Filipinos

"Damn the boy is fineeee...."
"That's because he's a Geripino!"

by ellenrahs March 6, 2010

gerkin turbin

A male prophylactic device most commonly known as a condom, rubber, or Joey jacket.

Baby, we gonna bone. Hand me one of them gerkin turbins.

by Javry March 17, 2016

Gerwin

A man or woman with the lengthiest and veiniest horse shlong

I wish I was gerwin

by Johnsins69 February 25, 2021

Geringverdiener

It is a German term meaning "low-earner". It basically describes a person that has a usually simple job that does not pay well or is basically poor. Since around 2019 the term has been developed into an insult towards people who don't have money. You may use it towards a person because of a specific situation, in which a person shows behavior of having a low income, or you use it to describe one's general life situation. It is usually meant in a funny way but may also deeply insult a person.

*two friends want to buy beer: Friend 1: "I don't have enough money on me right now so I will only buy the cheap brand like Karlskrone." Friend 2: "Hahah Geringverdiener!"
*guy with a Porsche is annoyed by a cyclist in front of him: Guy: (honking and overtaking him): "out of the way Geringverdiener"

by QApparatQ January 13, 2022

Geraintanamo Bay

The closest thing to Hell you could imagine.

I sure hope I don't end up at Geraintanamo Bay! I hear there's a video of a creepy man dancing awkwardly while singing "The Eye of the Tiger" 24/7!

by sillygoose6969 February 16, 2022