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german shedder

A large breed of dog known in the winter, summer and fall as a german shepherd; it morphs every spring into a large ball of fluff that leaves wool on every available surface.
"Do you like my new sweater? I knitted it myself with wool from my German Shedder."
by Amperage September 27, 2007
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germano mosconi

Italian journalist...famous for his blasfemies. His partners use to trick him while he was readind the news in TV and he used to get really pissed off and call the name of god mixing him with several funny things...please close the door!

Somebody started to mix Germano voice with famous songs, part of movies or cartoon! Very funny!
No no no! Va in mona, meti na roba a tuto meti!
Ma che oooh!
Dio porco se venite avanti ancora ve do un punio!
Germano Mosconi!
by Riccardo Grosso January 16, 2008
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gemine

to be cool without question and be dumb.
OMG GEMINE YOUR SO HYPE. WTF :D
by dsfk49574ngn November 7, 2010
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german crossbow

A German Crossbow is a male masturbation act in which the individual inserts a toothpick (preferably the club sandwich style ones with the frilly plastic ends to stabilize the flight pattern) into the urethra and "fires" said toothpick via ejaculation.
"Watch me pop this balloon with my German Crossbow."
"My girlfriend has to wear an eye patch due to an arrant German Crossbow."
"The only thing that gets me off nowadays is a German Crossbow."
"Hey, hold my beer and watch me fire my German Crossbow."
by Derelict-Dave December 6, 2015
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german velcro

German Velcro; The Trifecta of intermingling substances e.g MDMA, Speed, Ketamine.

The power of all three substances when consumed concludes in a euphoric and positively triumphant feeling.
J-Dawg - "Hey, dude, why d'you look so god damn happy?"

P-Dawg - "Oh, I've been snorting that German Velcro all night long, guess that's why I'm so high! I feel great!"

"Jeez dude, I gotta try this stuff sometime!"
by MojoLaG March 25, 2017
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Germanese

An incorrect reference to the German language used by Dutch kids who don't understand Flemish.
"Do you guys speak Dutch? "
"No, we speak Germanese. "
by dwoazen appel November 9, 2020
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geminitay

GeminiTay is a Minecraft youtuber that is very wholesome and kind.
Wow, that person is a lot like Geminitay, we should go talk to her!
by anonymous December 21, 2020
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