Gerald

A man who has the biggest ears on earth

Is Gerald gonna hand out the gifts this Christmas

by Pking42069 September 30, 2019

Geralding

1). The act of masturbating repeatedly and often to the point where your ejaculation becomes a puff of dust.

2). The act of consistently masturbating with the door open or unlocked after repeatedly being caught by their roommate.

Patrick caught his roommate geralding AGAIN!

by WEKNOWYOUBEATITGERALD March 14, 2011

geralding

The ash build-up on a blunt or joint.

Ash that shit, it's geralding like a motherfucker.

by Federal Inmate Number 19225004 February 18, 2008

Geralding

The practice of hiring tradesmen to come to your residence to undertake menial tasks while you masturbate in the tradesman's vehicle when he is inside working

That cunt charged me $80 to install a fire alarm in my kitchen but at least he never caught me geralding in his van

by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022

gerald

The lady-killer you want to hate but can't 'cause he's a great guy. Short for filthy Gerald

Simon: Crap, did Jojo just make out with Lisa last night at homecoming?
Kathy: Hell yeah and he was lookin' good doing it. I heard he bought free drinks for the whole school afterwards.
Simon: I would so hate that guy if he didn't always hook me up with free Blackhawks tickets.
Kathy: I really want to give him a vamp job.
Simon: Man what a gerald.

by Kobwebs September 30, 2005

gerald

Gerald is a sexy and cute guy with dimples. he is popular and well liked among his friends.

he loves to pout and act cute, just so to please older aunties.

Gerald is also one thicc bith and has a thick and juicy lips

Gerald is slim and fit and also loves to play musical instruments.

Gerald also has big smelly and sweaty feet

people always say “oh no he/she has gerald’s feet

by shy girl music teacher September 15, 2019

gerald

in port dover, Canada "gerald" is an insult just as much as you'd call someone fucktard.

gin: why do those people hang out in the park all day and all night?

Coco: because they are all geralds.

by Luluglutzz September 7, 2007