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Georgina Simmonds

Georgina Simmonds is known in many parts of the land as an urban myth.

They say she can talk for 3 consecutive days without pausing for breath and she has a head the size of an aeroplane. The doctors prescribed her a whole bottle of industrial strength sleeping pills to calm her chronic tweeting. She took the whole bottle, and they made her blink.

They say the top three deaths in the south east region of the united kingdom is 1.heart failure, 2. cancer, and 3. the talkings of Gina simmonds.
A previous prime minister elect was to be the saviour of this country, he was witty, charming, and most importantly he was loved by all the country. He was going to drag the country out of the turbulent state it was in and save us all until he met Gina Simmonds. We now know this man as Stephen Hawking.

the mythical creature is also known by many other names; meg, zordon, little legs, bighead, smaahhl, megan, jiyna, tweety, jafool, drunky, vegetable lover, greg, amongst many others.
Dude have you heard about this "Georgina Simmonds"?
Yeah, apparently she was on the news because she flipped out after some people hated her
Oh thats crazy, I don't think anyone likes her.
by thisisnotmoe January 16, 2010
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Georgina

Georgina is a name that belongs to the most amazing person you will ever encounter. She is a goddess sent from the heavens and you shall be lucky to ever meet such an angel. It is important that if you ever were to cross paths you should do the appropriate bow in which you have to lie face first on the holy ground in which she stands and kiss the holy ground. make sure to not touch her feet for she may kick you so hard that you turn to dust. if you have a Georgina in your life, you need to realize that she is the most important thing in your pathetic little life, be forever grateful of the Georgina's out there and remember they're always watching you.
'Georgina needs to shut up' said the pleb and then died because they were kicked so hard they turned to dust (as promised)
' Who is this lady, she is the most beautiful human i have ever met?' she must be a Georgina.
by thewomanthatbirtheduisgay December 14, 2022
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Georgina Rodriguez

Georgina Rodriguez is a former prostitute whom Cristiano Ronaldo met at a night club, but later went on to lie and say that they met at a fashion event. Georgina quit her job after going public with her relationships with Ronaldo and since then her main job is to stalk and copy Irina Shayk's every move
Don't be a slut like Georgina Rodriguez just to seduce men, it's not worth it
by Sassy14 August 13, 2018
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Georgina

Georgina (Population 42,346) is a town in south-central Ontario,Canada, eh?
"I'm heading into Georgina, EH?"
by gcmylovey May 21, 2009
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Georgina Reid

the way that wool came off that sheep was nearly as perfect as georgina reid
by orlando bloom June 2, 2004
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Georgeing

"Georgeing" is when two partners, heterosexual or homosexual fill up a piping bag (used for icing cakes) with peanut butter. After it is filled, the peanut butter is pumped into one partner's asshole and the other sucks it out and swallows it with a straw. It was named after George Washington Carver, the inventer of peanut butter.
Girl: Hey babe, wanna try georgeing tonight? I just got a new jar of Jif.

Boy: Sure, I'll get the straw.
by slmslmslm May 24, 2014
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Gorging

When you have a big cut and blood is coming out fast.
My arm is gorging with blood
by Jjthesquid February 14, 2019
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