jackpot genetics

something you say when youre feeling yourself and want to celebrate ur looks

mitchell: damn you got nice eyes
maria: its them jackpot genetics boi

by oilojasperididit February 18, 2016

Genetic pain

/n/: An unusual and rare malady that can strike spare heirs of British Royalty causing them to toss their toys out of the pram and play victim whilst completely being ungrateful for an extremely privileged upbringing.

Usage: Prince Harry claims genetic pain as his reason for breaking away from The Royal Family.

by SorileaJarra May 14, 2021

Genetic Prison

When your failures in life are attributed to something other than your bad decisions/choices.
Something inherent, something that you are born with that hinders your ability to function properly in society, lead a normal and fullfilling life, attract a partner etc.
Typically men are affected more severely by this than woman (according to statistics)

Person 1: ... but how come you never dated
Person 2: I can't, I'm an incel, stuck forever inside my genetic prison

by Scythian_Albanian August 06, 2020

Genetic Nerd

When 2 nerdy parents have kids, thus making them nerds, genetically speaking.

Guy1: my parents both have PH. Ds!

Guy2: HA! you're genetic nerd! trollface

by ToxicWaster December 14, 2012

monkey genetics

Is the study of intelligent monkeys evolution to a unintelligent nigger

Here at the zoo is the monkey exhibit where the adult monkeys will evolve into a retarded nigger who will live off the government and be in and out of prison. That's why we are studying monkey genetics to try and stop anymore of this happening.

by Dr Niggèr August 11, 2022

genetic casserole

n., An individual with a complex but legitimate ancestry, i.e. more than two different races involved. However, the races in a genetic casserole do not count if they constitute less than 1/8th of the racial make up.

I don't know what the fuck happened on his mom's side of the family. When we took the AP test, he checked every box but "hispanic". That dude's a fucking genetic casserole.

by BeAu Plasky November 28, 2008

Genetic Makeup

ejaculating on a sexual partner's facial region.

I gave this chick some genetic makeup after some great head.
I asked this girl if she wanted some of my genetic makeup.

by Thomas D. January 22, 2008