GEEKER GREASE

THE SLIMEY RESUDUE THAT FORMS ON UR FACE & RUNS INTO YOUR EYES AFTER BEIN UP 4 DAYS AND BURNS YOUR EYE'S

MY EYES ARE BURNING I RUBED GEEKER GREASE IN THEM

by labbers November 10, 2009

gecker

Gut area that hangs over Pecker, male version of gunt.

Look at the gecker on that guy.

by mnnkim January 24, 2012

gekerd

A geek who is somewhat technologically adept, clumsy and somewhat athletically challenged, but not to the point of being a klutz.

John is pretty smart, and he's decent at sports, he must be a gekerd.

by Anonymous1207 November 5, 2012

geeker light

A light usually L.E.D. that straps to ones head (geeker) so they can geek on things using both hands

Joe: gosh I'm tweeked the funk up and need to work on my mower but its dark... wish I had my geeker light

by 23over December 21, 2013

geckert

A term frequently used in software engineering to describe rogue or katty-whompus behavior in source code. Often there is an unspoken agreement between two parties in which only one of the parties has agreed on and has therefore created undocumented, unreliable, and buggy source code.

Bill: Man, I am really tired today.

Jane: Why is that, Bill?

Bill: Well I spent all day chasing software bugs in our local repository and was able to trace it to a geckert.

Jane: Why does that always seem to happen around here?

by codelicious0 February 23, 2014

geazerism

Something an old geazer would say. Especially grandpas.

"I'm so happy I could just shit."
"C'mon Grandpa, stop being such a geazer.."
"Yeah that was such a geazerism."

by a grandchild. March 12, 2014

Gerkerea

The greatest. The best. One of a kind. Phenomenally talented and gifted. Intellectual. An intuitive person.

I opened the vault and pulled out a Gerkerea piece of art.

Although he had not told anyone his plans, she was not caught off guard because she is a Gerkerea.

by geniusgreenius November 24, 2021