The act of seasoning one's penis with exotic herbs and spices in preparation for a blowjob. This technique is believed to make the penis more appetizing to the giver of the blowjob as well as more nutritional. Common ingrediants include, but are not limited to: salt, pepper, nutmeg, and garlic, from which the act derives its name.
Allison: Hey Jess, what's that I smell on your breath?
Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!
Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?
Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.
Jess: Oh, I must have forgotten to brush my teeth!
Allison: Did you go out to eat at an Italian restaurant with Jim?
Jess: No, but after a night at the movies I had some Scottish Garlic Bread.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009
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To rub garlic on the head of ones penis after your ex girlfriend told you you had chlamydia and that the natural cure was to rub a clove of garlic under the foreskin onto the head of the penis because its natural antibiotic properties will kill off the disease resulting in a severe burning sensation... this is untrue, and you are such an idiot john. thanks for being a complete moron and believing me.
"...so i just gave myself Garlic Dick, is it supposed to burn this much?"
"Yes, its a healing burn, like rubbing alcohol"... dumbass.
"Yes, its a healing burn, like rubbing alcohol"... dumbass.
by cougartown97 April 13, 2010
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by sirChop December 7, 2006
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Get the Garlic Shampoo mug.A garlic girl is a gender neutral term for anyone who sees garlic in a recipe and goes "Yaaaaasssss" and then doubles the amount.
by garlicgrrrrl November 28, 2021
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Person B: mOMMY STEP ON MY GARLIC BREAD
Person A: You must be ace, right?
Person B: yEP
Person B: mOMMY STEP ON MY GARLIC BREAD
Person A: You must be ace, right?
Person B: yEP
by FishLady_GarlicBread March 15, 2022
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