Ass Gasket

Noun: A reinforced rectal barrier which acts to contain the repressed or suppressed anger one experiences during periods of intense frustration usually encountered during interactions with stupid or socially dysfunctional persons.

"If that fucker doesn't get off my tail, I'm gonna blow an ass gasket!"

(refering to a reponse to a close tailgater)

by James Peterpecker October 16, 2003

taint gasket

The part of the taint that prevents a girl from going from asshole to strait cunt

She must have blown taint gasket because she is being a cunt

by spakleboy June 18, 2014

Gasey Bin Laden

After taking a few laxatives, you ask someone to politely like your ass crack. If they abide, during the intimacy, yell "Allllaaaaaaaaa!" and let out a well deserved fart. If all is well, some watery secretion should follow.

I tricked her and gave her the Gasey Bin Laden!

by Scrub McGrub January 5, 2011

Gaskeep

When someone gaslights you because they know that if you find out the information it will be bad.

Person A: I just heard a rumor that my gf did a guy named Jacob
Person B: What? Who’s Jacob?
Person A: Idk some guy from *insert school*.
Person B: If you don’t know who he is, how do you know he’s real?
Person A: You’re right. They’re probably just pulling my dick.

Person C: Did you really have to gaskeep her into thinking Jacob isn’t real?
Person B: It’s better if she doesn’t know.

by Shmed Hearin April 5, 2022

pussy gasket

A goatee that creates a seal around trim to hold all the juices in

If you're a fiend, you really need a pussy gasket to savor all the flavor

by No Work Dave April 30, 2015

Blown Head Gasket

When you're banging a chick so hard the condom breaks.

I was hammering into this bitch like an over revving engine and the rubber broke. Now all I got is a blown head gasket.

by Neil69 September 7, 2016

ass gasket

Also: The part that needs fixing when someone inadvertently lets one loose.

Oh man, your dog reeks! Better get her a new ass gasket.

by Wolf Dangler February 24, 2005